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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt

@greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social

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Alligator. Mama-papa comin for you. Space invader. Rock-n-rollin bitch for you. Twt: momsmeatytuck & momsmeatyalt

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · Oct 5

I have come here to chew bubblegum and love and respect Michael Sheen… and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve wanted this through all 25 years of being a fan. I’m sure I’ll already know at least 80% of the stories in here, but that comes with the territory of imprinting on someone at age 10 and spending the next decade obsessively consuming anything related to their work and life 😅

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 12h

MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!! I’ve been counting the days I’d be able to hold this book in my hands since the day I pre-ordered it 😭🙌

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 4d

I remain obsessed with your kinktober contributions THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 🫡

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 4d

This is exactly where my brain went as well!

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 5d

RFK Jr. has a new theory on autism. He thinks circumcision could be a factor.

It confirms what many of us have suspected for a long time.

They genuinely believe their brains are in their dicks.

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

I honestly love that for you that’s so cute!

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Burgundy
There are honestly waaaaay too many, but I think I’ll go with this one because it’s sneaky

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 6d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Michael Sheen is the hottest man in the world, actually. Argue with your mother.

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Oh I am certain that I will! Honestly priest and professor AUs are my favorites, so you are truly keeping me well fed 😂

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Omg I wish mine would have come in as a stripe, that’s so cute 🥹
Mine are all just randomly scattered across my hairline 😅

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Well I’m very thankful that the surrounding pigmented hairs aren’t dimming the sparkle of my white ones 🙂‍↕️

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Oooooh I can’t wait to get home from work

a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain

ALT: a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 6d

Every time I look in the mirror there’s a new grey hair. Nobody warns you that it happens all at once, I thought I’d have time to prepare myself for this 😭

On the bright side, these grey hairs are WHITE, so that’s honestly very sexy of me 😌

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 9d

Omg what an angel 😭💖

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

Same! I can’t hunt for things like that, I get too stressed. I just wait and hope for something to drift my way 😂

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

Omg my hero thank you so muuuch 🙏🙏🙏

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

And if you happen to have a link to those episodes handy I’d be willing to accept 👀

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

‪I just noticed the typo. I’m so tired 😭‬

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

Spending my entire weekend planning book themed activities for my class because I genuinely fear getting rained in with dozen 3 year olds for a full week.
So far I have a Chicka Chicka Boom Boom alphabet scavenger hunt and a Where the Wild Things Are puppet craft.

Send help 🥴

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 11d

Like I know you know how I feel about this one 🙂‍↕️👏

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 11d

They can’t possibly have my brand. It’s a special brand. I have special eyes.

*looks at this art with my special eyes*

MY BRAND!!! 😩🙌

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 11d

S C R E A M I N G

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 12d

I was so shocked I wasn’t already following this account!

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 13d

IMMY THIS IS SO STUNNING OMG 😩💖🙌

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