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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt

@greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social

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Alligator. Mama-papa comin for you. Space invader. Rock-n-rollin bitch for you. Twt: momsmeatytuck & momsmeatyalt

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · Oct 5

I have come here to chew bubblegum and love and respect Michael Sheen… and I’m all out of bubblegum.

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 1d

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 1d

I remain obsessed with your kinktober contributions THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 🫡

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 1d

This is exactly where my brain went as well!

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 2d

RFK Jr. has a new theory on autism. He thinks circumcision could be a factor.

It confirms what many of us have suspected for a long time.

They genuinely believe their brains are in their dicks.

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

I honestly love that for you that’s so cute!

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

Burgundy
There are honestly waaaaay too many, but I think I’ll go with this one because it’s sneaky

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

Michael Sheen is the hottest man in the world, actually. Argue with your mother.

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

Oh I am certain that I will! Honestly priest and professor AUs are my favorites, so you are truly keeping me well fed 😂

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

Omg I wish mine would have come in as a stripe, that’s so cute 🥹
Mine are all just randomly scattered across my hairline 😅

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

Well I’m very thankful that the surrounding pigmented hairs aren’t dimming the sparkle of my white ones 🙂‍↕️

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 3d

Oooooh I can’t wait to get home from work

a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain

ALT: a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 4d

Every time I look in the mirror there’s a new grey hair. Nobody warns you that it happens all at once, I thought I’d have time to prepare myself for this 😭

On the bright side, these grey hairs are WHITE, so that’s honestly very sexy of me 😌

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 7d

Omg what an angel 😭💖

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 7d

Same! I can’t hunt for things like that, I get too stressed. I just wait and hope for something to drift my way 😂

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 7d

Omg my hero thank you so muuuch 🙏🙏🙏

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 7d

And if you happen to have a link to those episodes handy I’d be willing to accept 👀

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 7d

‪I just noticed the typo. I’m so tired 😭‬

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 7d

Spending my entire weekend planning book themed activities for my class because I genuinely fear getting rained in with dozen 3 year olds for a full week.
So far I have a Chicka Chicka Boom Boom alphabet scavenger hunt and a Where the Wild Things Are puppet craft.

Send help 🥴

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 8d

Like I know you know how I feel about this one 🙂‍↕️👏

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 8d

They can’t possibly have my brand. It’s a special brand. I have special eyes.

*looks at this art with my special eyes*

MY BRAND!!! 😩🙌

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 8d

S C R E A M I N G

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 9d

I was so shocked I wasn’t already following this account!

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

IMMY THIS IS SO STUNNING OMG 😩💖🙌

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Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 10d

Just wanted to address this section of the kickstarter update - if you haven’t received a shipping notification, don’t panic! My order arrived yesterday and I never got a shipping notification.
I did reach out to them for a status update, but there was no notification.

Taz || momsmeatyalt on twt @greatsouthernpansy.bsky.social · 15d

I just laughed at this so hard I thought I was going to make myself sick 😂😂😂

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