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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · Nov 15

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 12h

Given he does the Thursday game I think he probably knows the Jets and Browns rosters by now

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 13h

I mean, Robbie Hummel calls like 12 college hoops games a week, though I grant he's significantly younger

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 13h

Oh dear, better get over there (podcast app)

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 13h

I hope you are prepared for the, uhhh, *passion* this particular mascot...arouses in some folks
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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 16h

Right but for the first 11 or 12 years of my life I wasn't bulking so I've got all those days of lead exposure banked

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 16h

4x weak to psychic damage for sure, make this man think and it's an OHKO

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 21h

That is a flawless reference to the exact mod you're describing

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 21h

New band name, called it

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 1d

Is it truly spam/scam when you receive the value of clicking hamtoad

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

"Wedding on the 7th hole at Pebble Beach"

Fuuuuuuuuck
Offfffffffffffffff

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

The Roseate. Spoonbill.

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

HAHAHA THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG LET'S GET THIS MULCH

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

They made UCLA kick off at 9 am their time and Smith made that idiotic choice to go for it and give them a line of coke and I'm now one more failed drive from Yardwork O'Clock

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

They made UCLA kick off at 9 am their time and Smith made that idiotic choice to go for it and give them a line of coke and I'm now one more failed drive from Yardwork O'Clock

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

We really, truly remind me of the other John Smith's teams, cannot believe how sloppy they look

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

He's coaching like he's an interim, completely indecipherable reasoning

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

If we lose this game, fire Jonathan Smith. You already fired the AD that hired him to upgrade the fundraising, so? Prove that wasn't administrative dick-shooting and act like a big boy program

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

Stupid choice to go for it, stupid playcall, stupid prizes

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

There's always next year, when we once again won't spend and won't trade prospects, with the promise that The Payoff Is Coming. The good news is eventually I'll die

The mournful cartoon tiger who represents the Beisbolcats

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

A major league pitcher should not look exactly how I would look before throwing every pitch

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

Illegal second salmon run?? The equivalent of crowd juicing? Where the fuck is the league on this!

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

Overtime playoff hockey but at least if the other team scores, you die right then, you don't have to wait half an hour to figure it out

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

No you can't have Jahmai Jones with runners on base

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

GUESS WHERE YOU WERE WRONG PATRICK

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

The dog struck Colt Keith out looking with 2 on with a, uh, dogball

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d

The dog has now pitched four scoreless innings

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 4d

Regardless of the outcome in the top of this inning, the time has come

Pitch

Jake

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