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As a father of a daughter;;;
DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
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WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Turning off the alarm until January 5, ohhhhhh yyeaaahhhhhhhh
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Church looks now for its Chucklemagne
The Holy Chicago Empire
BREAKING: Pope Leo has officially named Joliet’s Bishop Ron Hicks (58) as the 11th Archbishop of New York, succeeding Cardinal Timothy Dolan. Hicks is a native Chicagoan and was ordained to the priesthood by Cardinal Bernardin. He has served as Auxiliary/VG to Cardinal Cupich. Story developing.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
HELL YEAH IT'S A CRIMMIS MIRACLE except not really this is a delightful annual feature
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs

It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me and my friends are not faking concern with all our coworkers or trying to hide a smirk, I'll tell you that much
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Christ, what an asshole
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Frog, Toad needs a hand there my brother
Toad, for Christ’s sake,
Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad tripped over a rock. He bumped into a tree. He fell in a hole.
December 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
While studying abroad, went to see Dark Knight in Edinburgh after hiking all day in the countryside with a big group. As we were a crew of college-age guys, obviously it landed like a meteor, blew everyone away
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
DeBrincat sounds intensify
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Lmao he's straight cribbing Brennan Lee Mulligan's character in the @dropout.tv font bit with Zac Oyama
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pushed it too far right eh Butt? You don't say
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This does beg the question of why Tom Actual Izzo doesn't currently have a roster of 15 Monstars but it's fun to think about going forward
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Why the FUCK have I not received Donkey Kong 64 for Christmas literally even one time this century??? Someone's going to have to suffer politically for this and if they happen to look different than me SO BE IT
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This seasick crocodile angle was the shit I expected
The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I would say I still can't believe we're doing this, but like. Who's "we"?? I'm not participating in this bullshit
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
@nomadbytrade.bsky.social and I always wanted a Huge Walk but you just don't see them in the burbs
Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Say less if you want me to never watch again. Fucking Pinkerton Pat in the year 2025
Michigan State is reportedly hiring former Northwestern head coach Pat Fitzgerald to replace Jonathan Smith, according to the Freep.
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Monkey's paw ass hire
The MSU situation, I fear
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Color me surprised but I don't think I knew a single person who still believed he was going to make this work. Hopefully the name they had in mind is still out there now that all the SEC spots are filled. GJ Kinne probably won't leave TX but I have to think Eck is gettable
SOURCES: Michigan State is firing head coach Jonathan Smith, @theathletic.com has learned.

He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).

MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah, I mean. You don't want these guys saddled with First Winless B1G SZN In School History. Still a lot of proof the talent isn't there and neither is the coaching, so...what next
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Saving Thanksgiving Disasters 2 for tomorrow, when my heavy-duty cooking occurs for 2nd Thanksgiving, and thus treating myself to AM Night Ham
closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem

It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I mean I did not think MSU hoops was going to be very good this year, but even our best teams never won a bunch of these big early non-cons, you love to see it
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM