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I’m a horror-loving wrestling nerd. Oh, and cats. Gotta have cats. And Animal Crossing. My day to day is spent doing IT-related stuff for a video game company. He/Him.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 5h

I was literally just singing the Modulok commercial jingle to myself right before I saw this. Wild.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 6h

Because we're the dreeeeeeeam warrrrrrioooooorrrrrs

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 6h

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS?

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 6h

Xenoblade update: Beat Chapter 13 Act 2. Chapter 13 Act 3 is too tough, so I need to level up.

Please let me die.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 11h

Damn. It's really starting to feel like Jericho's out.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 17h

Laughed out loud at a Tron: Ares video ad that played on a page. It did the usual roll of quick-fire critical acclaim quotes and they were so bullshit. "EXHILERATING!" And then in smaller letters: "...score by NIN". 😆

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Oh totally agreed. I just don’t expect that level of intelligent self-awareness from Trump supporters.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t like what Dustin said. At all. But I’m not surprised.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Hold up. We’re surprised a Rhodes is right wing?

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

"I live to see you eat that contract! And I hope you leave enough for my first because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"

Easily one of the most quotable movies ever made.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

"Stephen King's IT guy" is now a role I covet.

Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 1d

The new trailer for THE RUNNING MAN is up. My IT guy will post it. I don't "get" posting on Bluesky. That's okay. I've seen the movie, and it's a balls-to-the-wall thrill ride. The feel is like a modern-day DIE HARD.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Waaaaait. Now I remember, back when I still kinda watched. This is the belt Braun Strowman won once I think?

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

It’s all a mess haha

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

So it’s the reincarnation of the André Battle Royal. Got it.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

I ask this is all seriousness. What the hell is the “Crown Jewel title”? Are they making belts up to give PPVs some sort of hook when clearly nothing major will happen?

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

But also: AEW forms factions to help get some folks a spotlight and a chance to get over. WWE forms factions to they can eventually have the "moment" where someone betrays it.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Enjoying the AEW fanbase celebrating Takeshita while the WWE crowd is all bemoaning backwards-ass booking on today's RAW. Feels accurate and appropriate.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 1d

Takeshita won the title? Niiiiice. Now, according to the rules of WWE booking he needs to show up in AEW and get steamrolled by dudes to show everyone who the real true company is. Right?

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds like the TNA show is going well...

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

There’s no POST code.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

Me, remembering that Jared Leto’s next role is Skeletor.

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greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna be weird and say The Serpent and the Rainbow. I love that movie.

BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 3d

What do you think is Wes Craven’s best film that isn’t part of the A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET or SCREAM franchises?

I feel like everyone will have a different answer and that’s really interesting to me.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

AEW has such a different energy when Eddie Kingston is around. That man is a hero.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

When I was in college my main display was a 21" CRT and LET ME TELL YOU moving to and from the dorm each semester was not pleasant.

greeneyedzeke.bsky.social @greeneyedzeke.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my God.