BJ Colangelo
@bjcolangelo.bsky.social
Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Author | Fat Lesbian Wife | Fangoria & /Film | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom Podcast | Mouthy Midwest Broad in L.A.
I’m sure everyone will be very Normal and Chill about this.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I’m sure everyone will be very Normal and Chill about this.
THE UGLY STEPSISTER was one of my favorite films of 2025, and I was lucky enough to talk to the team behind the beauty and makeup FX about their Oscars-shortlisted work!
www.slashfilm.com/2078348/horr...
www.slashfilm.com/2078348/horr...
The Most Underrated Horror Movie Of 2025 Has Better Make-Up Effects Than You Realize - SlashFilm
The gruesome, grotesque, underrated 2025 horror movie The Ugly Stepsister has special effects makeup that's sometimes it's invisible.
www.slashfilm.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 AM
THE UGLY STEPSISTER was one of my favorite films of 2025, and I was lucky enough to talk to the team behind the beauty and makeup FX about their Oscars-shortlisted work!
www.slashfilm.com/2078348/horr...
www.slashfilm.com/2078348/horr...
These hot babes stupidly thought they were just gonna play Mario Kart and make out and “keep it casual.”
lol.
lmao, even.
lol.
lmao, even.
The 2016 trend gives us an excuse to show off photos that were on our dating profiles when @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social & @bjcolangelo.bsky.social first met. 👀
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
These hot babes stupidly thought they were just gonna play Mario Kart and make out and “keep it casual.”
lol.
lmao, even.
lol.
lmao, even.
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Spotted at the today's PHWL game
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Spotted at the today's PHWL game
When Metric said "Help I'm Alive," I felt that in my soul.
January 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
When Metric said "Help I'm Alive," I felt that in my soul.
Grace Slick forever.
Fun question: Who has the sexiest singing voice? Not singer who is sexy physically? But whose voice alone is sexy.
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Grace Slick forever.
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Breaks my heart to share this, but today is my last day at The Verge and I am looking for work! I'd really like to stay in video games, preferably in some kind of journalistic capacity but I can do PR/Marketing and maybe even a lil Narrative Design. Please get in touch!
www.ashparrish.com
www.ashparrish.com
Ash Parrish
www.ashparrish.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Breaks my heart to share this, but today is my last day at The Verge and I am looking for work! I'd really like to stay in video games, preferably in some kind of journalistic capacity but I can do PR/Marketing and maybe even a lil Narrative Design. Please get in touch!
www.ashparrish.com
www.ashparrish.com
It's very important to me that someone going to SXSW tells Eric Jackowitz that I absolutely have a relative named "Michael Colangelo" and we have all agreed that it's the funniest name of anyone in our family.
"Angelo Colangelo" is in second place because the rhyme is too easy/obvious.
"Angelo Colangelo" is in second place because the rhyme is too easy/obvious.
This is a short film playing at SXSW and I need to see it
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
It's very important to me that someone going to SXSW tells Eric Jackowitz that I absolutely have a relative named "Michael Colangelo" and we have all agreed that it's the funniest name of anyone in our family.
"Angelo Colangelo" is in second place because the rhyme is too easy/obvious.
"Angelo Colangelo" is in second place because the rhyme is too easy/obvious.
How it feels when the ancestry results reveal that the bit of Irish heritage in my family is from the North of Ireland.
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
How it feels when the ancestry results reveal that the bit of Irish heritage in my family is from the North of Ireland.
Did I buy the PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE poster from MUTANT? Well, yes!
Do I have any remaining wall space to fit it? Of course not!
Do I have any remaining wall space to fit it? Of course not!
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Did I buy the PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE poster from MUTANT? Well, yes!
Do I have any remaining wall space to fit it? Of course not!
Do I have any remaining wall space to fit it? Of course not!
Spoke with the incomparable @vicmmic.bsky.social about @vipeopleshow.bsky.social , D(e)AD, and #Ponies now on Peacock. They are the future. Get on board.
www.slashfilm.com/2074452/vic-...
www.slashfilm.com/2074452/vic-...
Vic Michaelis Is The Next Comedy Superstar – But The Cool Kids Already Know That - SlashFilm
Very Important People host Vic Michaelis is a comedy superstar in the making, and has a new chance to shine in upcoming spy thriller series Ponies.
www.slashfilm.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Spoke with the incomparable @vicmmic.bsky.social about @vipeopleshow.bsky.social , D(e)AD, and #Ponies now on Peacock. They are the future. Get on board.
www.slashfilm.com/2074452/vic-...
www.slashfilm.com/2074452/vic-...
The TV in my hotel room is using AI to upscale cartoons, and it looks like absolute shit. AI is such a plague, and it is infecting everything.
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The TV in my hotel room is using AI to upscale cartoons, and it looks like absolute shit. AI is such a plague, and it is infecting everything.
As a transplant, I am not territorial or precious about many things in L.A., but my love of the Burbank airport borders on unhealthy.
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
As a transplant, I am not territorial or precious about many things in L.A., but my love of the Burbank airport borders on unhealthy.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
Two very important shirts arrived tonight.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Two very important shirts arrived tonight.
I'm about to turn in my first non-day job writing assignments of 2026, three days before the deadline. Please clap.
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'm about to turn in my first non-day job writing assignments of 2026, three days before the deadline. Please clap.
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My short film AUDIO GUIDE now has an official physical media release Included in the special features of the Umbrella release of CASHBACK which includes my video essay on the film & commentary from @bjcolangelo.bsky.social & @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social
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January 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My short film AUDIO GUIDE now has an official physical media release Included in the special features of the Umbrella release of CASHBACK which includes my video essay on the film & commentary from @bjcolangelo.bsky.social & @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social
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Good news is I’m halfway there! With 100% I can breathe the month after my birthday. Thank you so much to everyone that has shared or donated. I wouldn’t have made it without you.
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Donate to Help Vanessa Keep Her House While Looking For Work, organized by Vanessa Gritton
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January 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Good news is I’m halfway there! With 100% I can breathe the month after my birthday. Thank you so much to everyone that has shared or donated. I wouldn’t have made it without you.
gofund.me/28d6c4dc9
gofund.me/28d6c4dc9
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Friends in Glendale, Pasadena, and Northeast Los Angeles, please be safe and alert your neighbors.
I'm staying inside today.
I'm staying inside today.
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Friends in Glendale, Pasadena, and Northeast Los Angeles, please be safe and alert your neighbors.
I'm staying inside today.
I'm staying inside today.
Does anyone know how to turn off the AI shit on gmail? I want it gone and I can't figure out how to opt-out and google has been useless in helping me figure out how.
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Does anyone know how to turn off the AI shit on gmail? I want it gone and I can't figure out how to opt-out and google has been useless in helping me figure out how.
Not watching the Golden Globes live because if I have to listen to That Man's voice longer than required by law, the rage inside of me will cause me to develop the telekinetic ability of destruction.
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Not watching the Golden Globes live because if I have to listen to That Man's voice longer than required by law, the rage inside of me will cause me to develop the telekinetic ability of destruction.
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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One thing about me is that I LOVE a man who knows how to look at a woman!
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
One thing about me is that I LOVE a man who knows how to look at a woman!
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Those social media smear campaigns against women, especially queer women, laid the path to people celebrating the murder of a queer woman by a man in a uniform who called her a “fucking bitch” afterward. They unlocked the entitlement and rage to cheer gender-based violence from the online sidelines.
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Those social media smear campaigns against women, especially queer women, laid the path to people celebrating the murder of a queer woman by a man in a uniform who called her a “fucking bitch” afterward. They unlocked the entitlement and rage to cheer gender-based violence from the online sidelines.
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.