Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
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I love my people so much
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love my people so much
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
Turtle is so pissed I didn’t go to bed at bedtime.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Turtle is so pissed I didn’t go to bed at bedtime.
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I love living with one of my best friends because she can come home to find me pacing and blurting “I need girl talk” and she’s like “yes just let me put on my pajamas and we can dish. I brought you a salad.” It’s like a tampon commercial in here.
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I love living with one of my best friends because she can come home to find me pacing and blurting “I need girl talk” and she’s like “yes just let me put on my pajamas and we can dish. I brought you a salad.” It’s like a tampon commercial in here.
I was dressed like this when a lady accused me of trying to break into a house.
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I was dressed like this when a lady accused me of trying to break into a house.
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Please help if you can
4 days past due. I am officially going to lose housing if this isn’t paid today and I’m so scared. Any last minute shares are so appreciated. I urgently need $350 including past due fees.
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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This is now 3 day past due and more than incredibly urgent. My landlord will be by to collect the remaining $375 in rent plus $50 in late fees. I don’t know what else to do other than ask for help. Thank you everyone!
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Please help if you can
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
Tomorrow I get to see John Waters at his Christmas show 💕
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Tomorrow I get to see John Waters at his Christmas show 💕
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(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
I keep singing Smooth in a horrible Rob Thomas voice at my roommate and wiggling my whole body. Living with me is hell.
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I keep singing Smooth in a horrible Rob Thomas voice at my roommate and wiggling my whole body. Living with me is hell.
We all went out for Indian food to celebrate my baby girl.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We all went out for Indian food to celebrate my baby girl.
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
The spam numbers have figured me out
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The spam numbers have figured me out
My neighbor said that people have been stopping to take photos of my bougainvillea bush.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My neighbor said that people have been stopping to take photos of my bougainvillea bush.
I couldn’t find my favorite sweater and then remembered I gave it to my ex because it looked better on her and I want to punch myself in the crotch.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I couldn’t find my favorite sweater and then remembered I gave it to my ex because it looked better on her and I want to punch myself in the crotch.
Yeah this all tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yeah this all tracks.
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
Just agreed to go on a date with a girl with the same name as me and she doesn’t need to know that if we sleep together I’m not yelling her name I’m yelling mine.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just agreed to go on a date with a girl with the same name as me and she doesn’t need to know that if we sleep together I’m not yelling her name I’m yelling mine.
I want a meat patty but I don’t want to drive and my cat is on my chest and I’m smoking weed. I am simply too cozy for pants.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I want a meat patty but I don’t want to drive and my cat is on my chest and I’m smoking weed. I am simply too cozy for pants.
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.