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Vanessa Guerrero

@nessguerrero.bsky.social

4.2K followers 310 following 2.5K posts

Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 6h

I HAVE A FUCKING GREY HAIR

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 20h

I never learned how to wear falsies because they make me sleepy.

Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 1d

I’m making chicken pho and the way my house smells is incredible. I should just simmer bones and spices more often.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 1d

“Thank god for worrying about money and unemployment. At least now I haven’t talked about my divorce in weeks.” - Me in therapy today trying to find the bright side.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 1d

My mom borrowed a shirt a while back. Says she doesn’t understand what’s on it but she loves it and it’s so comfy. I ask her to show me the shirt. I let her keep it because that’s one way to spread gospel.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 2d

There’s a really cool anime called Golden Kamuy that taught me a lot about the Ainu. It’s really cool.

Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 3d

❌

Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 3d

NEW GIRL and P VALLEY

Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 3d

She was yelling at me! She kept bullying me into going to bed.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 3d

I called Turtle a bitch and my mom yelled at me and said not to speak to the baby that way.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 4d

Even worse

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 4d

The premise of King Kong is funny because you can scare me with a regular sized ape.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 5d

I think it’s really funny when people who have everything, absolutely everything, the kind of wealth you and I could only dream of, are just miserable because people don’t like them quite enough

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 6d

We’re sharing a sunbeam.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 6d

Yes plz

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 6d

Is there anyone out there with some Vibe Check, AOTS best of moments that could help me cut a reel because good god do I need it?

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 7d

Just got rejected for a gig a really wanted so I guess it’s time to sleep for 15 hours.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 8d

No one, and I mean NO ONE, in Hollywood is talking about Tilly Norwood except over drinks for a chuckle. Actors are such an important part of the creative process - you want an actor who can surprise you every take, not one whose performance you dial up and down on a laptop. This is an ad campaign.

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 8d

Bluesky CEO Be Less Annoying Than Elon Musk Challenge (impossible)

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 8d

I couldn’t imagine life without her.

Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 8d

Pictured: Turtle yelling.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 8d

My morning routine:

Be yelled at by Turtle until I wake up

Go to the bathroom with Turtle yelling at me

Feed Turtle

Try to go back to sleep

Turtle now yells at my to scratch her butt

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 10d

I just wanted clean sheets so bad!

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 10d

Yeah well can a depressed person do this?!

*makes my own bed for the first time in weeks*

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 10d

It’s his most personal movie. Incredibly timely. Paced like an old blockbuster so it really moves. I want to say more but it’s super spoilery.

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