Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I couldn’t find my favorite sweater and then remembered I gave it to my ex because it looked better on her and I want to punch myself in the crotch.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I couldn’t find my favorite sweater and then remembered I gave it to my ex because it looked better on her and I want to punch myself in the crotch.
Yeah this all tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yeah this all tracks.
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If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
Puzzmo — The (new) place for thoughtful puzzles.
Re-imagined mainstays like the daily Crossword Puzzle, modern classics like Really Bad Chess and SpellTower, and even a few brand new puzzles.
www.puzzmo.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're trying to ditch NYT Games, which you should be since their games singlehandedly prop up the entire dogshit rag financially, you should switch to Puzzmo. An annual sub is 50% off today for a crazy $19 and as a bonus doesn't enable the genocides of Palestinians and trans people
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
Just agreed to go on a date with a girl with the same name as me and she doesn’t need to know that if we sleep together I’m not yelling her name I’m yelling mine.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just agreed to go on a date with a girl with the same name as me and she doesn’t need to know that if we sleep together I’m not yelling her name I’m yelling mine.
I want a meat patty but I don’t want to drive and my cat is on my chest and I’m smoking weed. I am simply too cozy for pants.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I want a meat patty but I don’t want to drive and my cat is on my chest and I’m smoking weed. I am simply too cozy for pants.
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
I should put this on my hinge profile.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I should put this on my hinge profile.
Now watching for the first time
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Now watching for the first time
These are my eggs
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These are my eggs
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Was on threads just now and saw a post from a mutual that began with the words, "Fall Break", and without missing a beat, I started singing that damn Fall Break song...
@nessguerrero.bsky.social this is YOUR FAULT!
@nessguerrero.bsky.social this is YOUR FAULT!
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Was on threads just now and saw a post from a mutual that began with the words, "Fall Break", and without missing a beat, I started singing that damn Fall Break song...
@nessguerrero.bsky.social this is YOUR FAULT!
@nessguerrero.bsky.social this is YOUR FAULT!
A cool thing about ChatGPT is that now whenever I talk to someone on Hinge, I have to figure out if I’m talking to a real person or someone rizzing me with slop.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A cool thing about ChatGPT is that now whenever I talk to someone on Hinge, I have to figure out if I’m talking to a real person or someone rizzing me with slop.
A friend is treating me to a day at the Korean spa and I’m going to immediately eat three roasted eggs.
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A friend is treating me to a day at the Korean spa and I’m going to immediately eat three roasted eggs.
I was gonna go for the deep answer so I went for the stupid/real one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I was gonna go for the deep answer so I went for the stupid/real one.
Turtle laid on top of me or next to me all night 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Turtle laid on top of me or next to me all night 🥺
Ok she’s fine.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ok she’s fine.
“WELCOME HOME MOTHER”
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“WELCOME HOME MOTHER”
I’m not a vegetarian yet but I think the animals we eat should be allowed to kill us sometimes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m not a vegetarian yet but I think the animals we eat should be allowed to kill us sometimes.
Turtle is so fucking mad at me.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Turtle is so fucking mad at me.
SOUTH CENTRAL I MISSED YOU
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
SOUTH CENTRAL I MISSED YOU
The lady next to me is asleep on my shoulder. She has had an arm or a leg on me this entire flight.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The lady next to me is asleep on my shoulder. She has had an arm or a leg on me this entire flight.
My parents are leaving for El Salvador for two months and I’m heading back to LA and we all were like “we’re not gonna cry when we say goodbye” and GUESS WHAT.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My parents are leaving for El Salvador for two months and I’m heading back to LA and we all were like “we’re not gonna cry when we say goodbye” and GUESS WHAT.
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On this Black Friday, whether you’re boycotting big corporations or not, take a moment to follow the upcoming Kickstarter for Horror Not Hate, the charity comic anthology I’m part of that’s raising $ for immigrant and trans rights!
New Cover Reveal for #HorrorNotHate!
This variant is done by the one and only @theartofskinner.bsky.social! Follow our pre-launch at bit.ly/HorrorNotHate before we go live in December! New additions to the artbook portion: @robisraelart.bsky.social, @cvspe.bsky.social, & @drewrausch.bsky.social!
This variant is done by the one and only @theartofskinner.bsky.social! Follow our pre-launch at bit.ly/HorrorNotHate before we go live in December! New additions to the artbook portion: @robisraelart.bsky.social, @cvspe.bsky.social, & @drewrausch.bsky.social!
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
On this Black Friday, whether you’re boycotting big corporations or not, take a moment to follow the upcoming Kickstarter for Horror Not Hate, the charity comic anthology I’m part of that’s raising $ for immigrant and trans rights!