Vanessa Guerrero
@nessguerrero.bsky.social
Horror dork. Handsome idiot. Formerly El Rey, Attack of the Show. Formerly at Game Grumps.
I accidentally cut two brands of butter sticks to still form the word butter.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I accidentally cut two brands of butter sticks to still form the word butter.
POV you’re a clueless fly and I trap and eat you.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
POV you’re a clueless fly and I trap and eat you.
It’s been up for a month but for some reason tonight she is enraptured by whimsy.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It’s been up for a month but for some reason tonight she is enraptured by whimsy.
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Outfit for meeting my friend’s doggy and then going to see John Waters.
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think she likes to climb on my back to remind me that I am simply furniture to her.
We all went out for Indian food to celebrate my baby girl.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We all went out for Indian food to celebrate my baby girl.
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve been meaning to layer this dress with something and I think my niece’s Christmas recital is the perfect event for that.
The spam numbers have figured me out
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The spam numbers have figured me out
My neighbor said that people have been stopping to take photos of my bougainvillea bush.
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My neighbor said that people have been stopping to take photos of my bougainvillea bush.
Yeah this all tracks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yeah this all tracks.
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My joke Wikifeet post has come actual foot fetish guys with private accounts to come out of the woodwork to harass me over having subpar feet.
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sooooo excited to show this to my roommate
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why must she always tuck her butt under my chin
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have been DYING to wear this top since I thrifted it this summer.
I should put this on my hinge profile.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I should put this on my hinge profile.
Now watching for the first time
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Now watching for the first time
These are my eggs
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These are my eggs
I was gonna go for the deep answer so I went for the stupid/real one.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I was gonna go for the deep answer so I went for the stupid/real one.
Ok she’s fine.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ok she’s fine.
“WELCOME HOME MOTHER”
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“WELCOME HOME MOTHER”
I had to send an emergency care package to my roomie this week for my cat and she just received it.
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I had to send an emergency care package to my roomie this week for my cat and she just received it.
My parents are dressed for two entirely different temperatures.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My parents are dressed for two entirely different temperatures.
Florida is doing terrible things to my hair.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Florida is doing terrible things to my hair.
Kicking my feet and watching a holiday classic.
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kicking my feet and watching a holiday classic.