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Greenie! 💚

@greensuitgirl.bsky.social

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I have a green suit. I play Magic. I like cEDH. she/her

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · Nov 25

Goals for 2025:
1. Learn to knit
2. Build a computer
3. Continue to exercise regularly, improve diet
4. Hit 50,000 total followers (30k currently)

This is for accountability!

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Domain expansion: ragebait

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna be so honest, my personal feelings about my gender are best summed up as “I don’t care what you call me, I care if you’re passing priority!”

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Ok hear me out
House Halloween costume
Earrings made of old prescription bottles filled with my real pain meds

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Oh boy I sure do love autistic stress where my brain freaks out and decides that coffee is poison throw it up throw it up throw it up throw it up throw i

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

I my first campaign I ever played in college I got stuck into the role of life cleric/healer because I was a woman. It has kind of ruined TTRPG for me tbh. I don’t think I’ll ever fully enjoy it.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 4d

All the best Boros commanders are women SEND TWEET

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 4d

It’s moments like this where the answer is dumb but understandable where I can’t decide if I love or hate this game 🤣

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 4d

When my big sexual harassment situation first happened, it was Bobbie and BOP! Who gave me the necessary support to emerge stronger. I hope to see the community of marginalized genders in Magic continue to grow—together, we can make it a paradise.

Bobbie-Christine Brewer @bobbiechristine.bsky.social · 5d

After nearly five years of one of the greatest honors of my life, I will be stepping down as president of Birds of Paradise. Until a new direction for the group is decided, we will be going on an indeterminate hiatus.

BOP! has done amazing volunteer work to increase representation in Magic.

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 4d

I am not sure. I believe you’re right, but I’m still suspicious that it could be the other way 🤔

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 4d

Not true, I got into this game so I could look at pretty art and beat people up! 😝 just kidding. Let’s all remember to be more kind to each other. Life is more fun when you’re not mad all the time!

Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 4d

Even if we don’t agree on our feelings about UB let’s remember the main reason why we got into this game is because of The Gathering. Let’s not yuck other people’s yum. Move forward with “if you like it, I love it.” and be happy for so many folks getting into the game. It’s all about the Gathering!🤗

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 4d

Who would win…one creature with two Echo Circlets…or one Troll of Khazad Dum?

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

Taking care of yourself is doing good 💚

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

In the name of the moon, do some good today!

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

Do you ever see a Magic card so insane you just emotionally kind of detonate

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

I have not seen Pulp Fiction. I know nothing about it. My version of Pulp Fiction is a Hallmark abt a struggling author who falls in love with someone who loves reading shitty books. They learn to love the author’s writing together. The genre the writer publishes is…pulp fiction.

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 9d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

Hobbii lol! Yarn and patterns and notions.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

It was scary to see you go down, and I’m glad you’re ok. Hope you recover the best you can 💚

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 8d

Confession: every Monday morning, I get on my knitting app and play Bingo with a bunch of Dutch people for the chance to win yarn.
It is the most grandma I ever feel.
It is my favorite activity.

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve had people attempt to kick my cane from under me because they are so angered by the idea of a disabled woman.
Angry people are often fueled by violence.

Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 10d

CW: threats of violence

someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...

a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"

i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 9d

Ok, so being raised the way I was means I had very very little exposure to video games and pop culture as a kid.
Would people enjoy it if I began streaming the IP that are so beloved but I never played—Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Last of Us? I’m really interested in Silent Hill

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 10d

You can be kind and caring and a good person and also force bad people to leave by not giving them attention. Tell them they’re annoying. Tell them they’re sad and pathetic.
2026 is the year we stop leaving hobbies and we start making the assholes leave. Start practicing now.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 10d

normalize taking shitty men’s egos, breaking them down, and then using them for scraps. My favorite method is interrupting them every time they open their mouth. When they say they don’t like it, tell them you don’t care and they can leave.
Don’t let them talk. They don’t get to.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 10d

Things I do at the LGS:
-teach people pauper
-play games
-talk to friends
Things I don’t do at the LGS:
-pass priority until you explain, in detail, why your misogynistic joke was funny, to the whole table. Nope, you don’t get to swing. Tell me or concede.

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 10d

My deck is built to function on its own tyvm. Now take 70 to the face.

Andy Floury @andyfloury.bsky.social · 10d

Always remove the group hug player first.

This is my advice to you all. It was true in 2019 and it’s true today.

“I’m just giving you all mana and cards, don’t swing at me!”

Sure, Jan.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 10d

I run less than 30 lands and I would love to race. Don’t pull back. Hit me harder—I’m running turbo!