Nile (like the river)
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Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
· Nov 15
does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
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I am my own tamagotchi and some bitch keeps forgetting to clean up my shit.
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I am my own tamagotchi and some bitch keeps forgetting to clean up my shit.
The Brother's Sun kinda rips
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The Brother's Sun kinda rips
obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty
i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
January 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
you can't force creativity it's good to take breaks
just watched Max Kominowski cast a soul guide lantern, hold priority, and then annul his own lantern so he could get a 10th counter on his Ral and ult it
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
just watched Max Kominowski cast a soul guide lantern, hold priority, and then annul his own lantern so he could get a 10th counter on his Ral and ult it
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
it was awesome
i need someone to tell me this is a cool guy who doesn't suck so i can be a kominowski fan
new guy idea: guy who is obsessed with magicians bc he is PRETTY SURE what they are doing isn't real but he can't prove it
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
new guy idea: guy who is obsessed with magicians bc he is PRETTY SURE what they are doing isn't real but he can't prove it
come on lmao
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
come on lmao
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
been thinking about moving my desktop downstairs to the living room.
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
January 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
been thinking about moving my desktop downstairs to the living room.
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
i think it's mostly a good idea except for i would need to get a lap tray or some shit and also i would have to move my computer which would be annoying
thots?
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Mr. Penguin's Poppers
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Mr. Penguin's Poppers
genie: you get three wishes
me: i wish everyone who thinks magic should have a separate lands deck permanently loses the ability to speak
genie: okayyyy okayyy!!! you know what, that one's on the house. three more wishes
me: i wish everyone who thinks magic should have a separate lands deck permanently loses the ability to speak
genie: okayyyy okayyy!!! you know what, that one's on the house. three more wishes
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
genie: you get three wishes
me: i wish everyone who thinks magic should have a separate lands deck permanently loses the ability to speak
genie: okayyyy okayyy!!! you know what, that one's on the house. three more wishes
me: i wish everyone who thinks magic should have a separate lands deck permanently loses the ability to speak
genie: okayyyy okayyy!!! you know what, that one's on the house. three more wishes
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
CARMEN IN THE BOOTH
if Nathan For You starts filming again they won't tell us, but there will be signs
January 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
if Nathan For You starts filming again they won't tell us, but there will be signs
a really shitty ex slid into a friends DMs recently
brother, you have no idea how women work lmao
brother, you have no idea how women work lmao
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
a really shitty ex slid into a friends DMs recently
brother, you have no idea how women work lmao
brother, you have no idea how women work lmao
magic tournaments are better with @anzidmtg.bsky.social is producing the broadcast
we are all thinking it, I'm just the only one brave enough to say it
we are all thinking it, I'm just the only one brave enough to say it
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
magic tournaments are better with @anzidmtg.bsky.social is producing the broadcast
we are all thinking it, I'm just the only one brave enough to say it
we are all thinking it, I'm just the only one brave enough to say it
does anyone know if Lorwyn will be legal for the RC this month?
January 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
does anyone know if Lorwyn will be legal for the RC this month?
someone made this with love in their heart
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
someone made this with love in their heart
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
god i fucking love making games
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 AM
god i fucking love making games
earlier today i said "I'm just gonna take the blade guard off the paper cutter"
then guess what happened
then guess what happened
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
earlier today i said "I'm just gonna take the blade guard off the paper cutter"
then guess what happened
then guess what happened
before they hatch is the only time you can count eggs tho???
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
before they hatch is the only time you can count eggs tho???
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I saw you say this to someone else in the replies, but I thought I’d add my two cents as a magic artist.
Unless something is a reprint, I’ve never known the rarity of the card I’m illustrating. I thought Unstoppable Slasher was gonna be a Reassembling Skeleton type of common/uncommon.
Unless something is a reprint, I’ve never known the rarity of the card I’m illustrating. I thought Unstoppable Slasher was gonna be a Reassembling Skeleton type of common/uncommon.
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I saw you say this to someone else in the replies, but I thought I’d add my two cents as a magic artist.
Unless something is a reprint, I’ve never known the rarity of the card I’m illustrating. I thought Unstoppable Slasher was gonna be a Reassembling Skeleton type of common/uncommon.
Unless something is a reprint, I’ve never known the rarity of the card I’m illustrating. I thought Unstoppable Slasher was gonna be a Reassembling Skeleton type of common/uncommon.
ah yes, magic's time honored tradition of going "hey we just received one of the best arts we've ever received, do we have any bulk commons that need artwork??"
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
ah yes, magic's time honored tradition of going "hey we just received one of the best arts we've ever received, do we have any bulk commons that need artwork??"
sometimes i wish you could actually open the packs in hearthstone :/
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
sometimes i wish you could actually open the packs in hearthstone :/
once again cured of an insecurity that was caused by a man by simply looking at women irl
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
once again cured of an insecurity that was caused by a man by simply looking at women irl
the designers of rock paper scissors in early design meetings:
"okay everything should have a strength and a weakness. so like obviously rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, and uhhh we're gonna change this later but for now just say paper beats rock. until we think of something else idk"
"okay everything should have a strength and a weakness. so like obviously rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, and uhhh we're gonna change this later but for now just say paper beats rock. until we think of something else idk"
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
the designers of rock paper scissors in early design meetings:
"okay everything should have a strength and a weakness. so like obviously rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, and uhhh we're gonna change this later but for now just say paper beats rock. until we think of something else idk"
"okay everything should have a strength and a weakness. so like obviously rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, and uhhh we're gonna change this later but for now just say paper beats rock. until we think of something else idk"