Nile (like the river)
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Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
· Nov 15
does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇
If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
oh I forgot to mention!
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
It's live! Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story!
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow our very own Jesse Robkin behind the scenes of Magic's Pro Tour: youtu.be/TruZW-VUywE
#MagicTheGathering
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow our very own Jesse Robkin behind the scenes of Magic's Pro Tour: youtu.be/TruZW-VUywE
#MagicTheGathering
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
oh I forgot to mention!
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well!
we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome
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I am very, very bad that using this app but wanted to drop in to announce that Lou and I are engaged! I am so excited for the next chapter 💓
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am very, very bad that using this app but wanted to drop in to announce that Lou and I are engaged! I am so excited for the next chapter 💓
Some of you may vaguely remember me running around MC Vegas like a chicken with my head cut off carrying tons of video equipment
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
Many Magic: The Gathering players dream of competing in the Pro Tour, but what is that journey really like?
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
Join us as we follow Jesse Robkin behind the scenes on her exciting Pro Tour journey!
Spellseekers, Episode 1: The Jesse Robkin Story premieres Wednesday! ✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Some of you may vaguely remember me running around MC Vegas like a chicken with my head cut off carrying tons of video equipment
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done
can't wait to see the result!
yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??"
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??"
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
a generational divide between gen zed and i that I'll never achieve comfort with is their immediate impulse to film/photograph everything
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
a generational divide between gen zed and i that I'll never achieve comfort with is their immediate impulse to film/photograph everything
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with
"do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is some BULLSHIT that was said by someone who did NOT love what they do
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is some BULLSHIT that was said by someone who did NOT love what they do
Burmese food fucking rules i am so hashtag blessed to live in a place that is surrounded by it
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Burmese food fucking rules i am so hashtag blessed to live in a place that is surrounded by it
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obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
obsessed with the woman who covered Friday Night from ITYSL
"good game, i almost had ya!" i say to my riftbound opponent
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"good game, i almost had ya!" i say to my riftbound opponent
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
they smile at me "thanks! haha yeah it was close towards the end, ggs!"
i smile back "shall we...commence with the Riot game traditions now?"
"oh yes, please go ahead" they respond
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS YOUR SISTER KISS YOUR SISTER"
made $160 going undefeated with grixis wizards at FIN draft night
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
made $160 going undefeated with grixis wizards at FIN draft night
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
nevermind that i sold 7 people packs for $20 each
pic of my great tits for ya
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
pic of my great tits for ya
my chess coach: "find mate in 1"
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my chess coach: "find mate in 1"
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
*i jingle my carabineer towards the queen*
if you've been playing riftbound, which format(s) have you played and what are your thoughts so far?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you've been playing riftbound, which format(s) have you played and what are your thoughts so far?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
if you've opened any riftbound, how much have you opened and what were your thoughts on that experience?
this might be the greatest aesthetic for a deck builder I've ever seen, holy shit
⭐🐸 My Card Is Better Than Your Card! Reveal trailer out NOW! 🦦 🍬
Get ready to become the coolest kid on the playground in this playful deckbuilder roguelike! 💫
🍬🐝⭐
Get ready to become the coolest kid on the playground in this playful deckbuilder roguelike! 💫
🍬🐝⭐
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this might be the greatest aesthetic for a deck builder I've ever seen, holy shit
any of y'all goin to emerald city in march?
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
any of y'all goin to emerald city in march?
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remember that expensive charizard?
i got it graded
i got it graded
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
remember that expensive charizard?
i got it graded
i got it graded
blackjack is so awesome
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
blackjack is so awesome
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)
counting rings is such a bullshit way of figuring out something's age
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
counting rings is such a bullshit way of figuring out something's age
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS
I'm WAY MORE than five
they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools
holding all future episodes of the nile and gerry tea hostage until riot sends me product
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
holding all future episodes of the nile and gerry tea hostage until riot sends me product
dodged tsa deck check even with 6 boxes of riftbound in my bag
running hotter than the sun
running hotter than the sun
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
dodged tsa deck check even with 6 boxes of riftbound in my bag
running hotter than the sun
running hotter than the sun
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OKLAHOMO CITY THE PEOPLES JOKER ON NOVEMBER 14TH DONT MISS IT www.oklahomafilmexchange.com/events/the-p...
The People's Joker (2022) — Oklahoma Film Exchange
An aspiring clown grappling with her gender identity combats a fascistic caped crusader. A film by Vera Drew.
www.oklahomafilmexchange.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OKLAHOMO CITY THE PEOPLES JOKER ON NOVEMBER 14TH DONT MISS IT www.oklahomafilmexchange.com/events/the-p...