Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
ass of an angel
(she/her)
(she/her)
obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
obsessed with this woman on tt who does full transformational makeup into the face of anyone who leaves a hateful comment this shit is SO FUNNY and my exact brand of petty
i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i post a lot about my card predictions where i think something is great and people tell me I'm wrong and then i am vindicated
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
but one where i was WAY off is when i gave @pilnok.dad an Ouroboroid on pre-release weekend and i went "I don't see this making a splash in standard"
meanwhile:
come on lmao
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
come on lmao
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
i think we can do a better job of displaying our graveyards
someone made this with love in their heart
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
someone made this with love in their heart
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
(love in their heart for me specifically i think)
if it makes y'all feel better..
basically all pokemon collectibles are HIGHLY dependent on grade
anything below a 9 falls off a cliff, and a 9 is REALLY good condition
basically all pokemon collectibles are HIGHLY dependent on grade
anything below a 9 falls off a cliff, and a 9 is REALLY good condition
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
if it makes y'all feel better..
basically all pokemon collectibles are HIGHLY dependent on grade
anything below a 9 falls off a cliff, and a 9 is REALLY good condition
basically all pokemon collectibles are HIGHLY dependent on grade
anything below a 9 falls off a cliff, and a 9 is REALLY good condition
ah yes, magic's time honored tradition of going "hey we just received one of the best arts we've ever received, do we have any bulk commons that need artwork??"
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
ah yes, magic's time honored tradition of going "hey we just received one of the best arts we've ever received, do we have any bulk commons that need artwork??"
sometimes i wish you could actually open the packs in hearthstone :/
January 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
sometimes i wish you could actually open the packs in hearthstone :/
ez game they should make a hard mode
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
ez game they should make a hard mode
happy new year everyone
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
happy new year everyone
i left a very important notebook with playtesting notes on it in Oklahoma
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i left a very important notebook with playtesting notes on it in Oklahoma
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
i had to have my dad take pictures of every page for me and sometimes i doodle while taking notes so my dad had to send me a page of my butthole beans lmao
birthday/xmas gifts that my friends gave me yesterday
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
birthday/xmas gifts that my friends gave me yesterday
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
i am seen. i am loved. i am understood.
chat this is nile. she's the most undervalued poster on the Internet. her only defect is severe adhd and she's kinda a shut in and she doesn't reply to any form of communication ever and she gets over stimulated easily and she passes out sometimes and has to sit in the shower and she's a crybaby and
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
chat this is nile. she's the most undervalued poster on the Internet. her only defect is severe adhd and she's kinda a shut in and she doesn't reply to any form of communication ever and she gets over stimulated easily and she passes out sometimes and has to sit in the shower and she's a crybaby and
a lot of my thoughts about mtg tournament casting in this thread
ultimately i find that every pro magic player *thinks* they can commentate as well bc they don't see these as two independent skills. soooo much goes into it that you don't consider. makes me feel like this bender/god moment a lot lol
ultimately i find that every pro magic player *thinks* they can commentate as well bc they don't see these as two independent skills. soooo much goes into it that you don't consider. makes me feel like this bender/god moment a lot lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a lot of my thoughts about mtg tournament casting in this thread
ultimately i find that every pro magic player *thinks* they can commentate as well bc they don't see these as two independent skills. soooo much goes into it that you don't consider. makes me feel like this bender/god moment a lot lol
ultimately i find that every pro magic player *thinks* they can commentate as well bc they don't see these as two independent skills. soooo much goes into it that you don't consider. makes me feel like this bender/god moment a lot lol
handmade beaded rat purse
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
handmade beaded rat purse
it was exactly as my nephew described and yet somehow so much worse
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
it was exactly as my nephew described and yet somehow so much worse
yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off
santa shoulda wrapped it!
watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??"
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??"
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄
in case i ever wanna change my banner
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
in case i ever wanna change my banner
pic of my great tits for ya
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
pic of my great tits for ya
remember that expensive charizard?
i got it graded
i got it graded
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
remember that expensive charizard?
i got it graded
i got it graded
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)