Nile (like the river)
@nilejoan.com
ass of an angel
(she/her)
(she/her)
which of us are you trying to convince here? 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
which of us are you trying to convince here? 🤔
me literally watching the last 5 min right now learning from THIS REPLY that there is nothing else 😭😭😭😭
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
me literally watching the last 5 min right now learning from THIS REPLY that there is nothing else 😭😭😭😭
I'm convincing myself not you, tbc
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm convincing myself not you, tbc
"okay listen LISTEN LOOK!!! in this shot we CLEARLY see that there is only 1 ball and then watch WATCH this part!!! THREE BALLS?!?? okay you can't create matter out of nothing so?!???"
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"okay listen LISTEN LOOK!!! in this shot we CLEARLY see that there is only 1 ball and then watch WATCH this part!!! THREE BALLS?!?? okay you can't create matter out of nothing so?!???"
friiiick dude he might be
and if he ever has to go back to his home planet or whatever and you wanna runawaytogether i mean haha jk
and if he ever has to go back to his home planet or whatever and you wanna runawaytogether i mean haha jk
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
friiiick dude he might be
and if he ever has to go back to his home planet or whatever and you wanna runawaytogether i mean haha jk
and if he ever has to go back to his home planet or whatever and you wanna runawaytogether i mean haha jk
EMBARRASSING self report
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
EMBARRASSING self report
draft lorwyn spongebobviously
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
draft lorwyn spongebobviously
save your money.
one piece does this just fine on its own.
one piece does this just fine on its own.
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
save your money.
one piece does this just fine on its own.
one piece does this just fine on its own.
it's actually so much more efficient than that
her: something about her shitty ex followed by "but be civil if you see him"
me: 🫡
her: oh btw your shitty ex slid in my dms
me: oh you don't have to be civil. you can tell him to [REDACTED]
her: i will!
her: something about her shitty ex followed by "but be civil if you see him"
me: 🫡
her: oh btw your shitty ex slid in my dms
me: oh you don't have to be civil. you can tell him to [REDACTED]
her: i will!
January 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
it's actually so much more efficient than that
her: something about her shitty ex followed by "but be civil if you see him"
me: 🫡
her: oh btw your shitty ex slid in my dms
me: oh you don't have to be civil. you can tell him to [REDACTED]
her: i will!
her: something about her shitty ex followed by "but be civil if you see him"
me: 🫡
her: oh btw your shitty ex slid in my dms
me: oh you don't have to be civil. you can tell him to [REDACTED]
her: i will!