Nile (like the river)
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does bsky know about the mtg microformat i made?

It's called Cait's Cage Match and it's a fast paced 1v1 format with custom decks (and some super cute deck boxes i had made!) link to a video explaining it 👇

If you've played this pls let me know your thoughts 🥹
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before you jump down my throat for what i didn't say, i do not care that people are excited for anything on the horizon for this game

I'm just like, not. and that's okay too ✨
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the pace of development, the quality of the sets, the sheer number of crossovers

none of this is ultimately going to matter

you'll still just go "omg holy shit!" when it's your thing, and you'll forget the history of the sets entirely

it is what it is
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here's how i know magic is going to thrive under the UB direction and the last nail in the fortnitification coffin has long been nailed:

despite Spider-Man being one of the worst sets we've ever endured and basically everyone hating it, people are just mad stoked about TMNT
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yes it is very bad but also pretty fun. would recommend if you enjoy fun things.
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i am here to tell you that the OG net runner ccg has one of the worst rulebooks of any card game I've ever played

it rivals the spongebob tcg in terms of usability
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there have been a handful of times that people have sent me shitty things that someone said to them and they're like "what's a good clap back for this" and i always say that just ignoring it will make that person the most upset

...but i DO be replying lol we all have our vices 😌
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people need to recognize we are in the peak of rage bait meta when it comes to attention. Its moved past just ppl on the internet its a strategy thats now being used in larger advertising. That album thats SOOOO bad you gotta talk about it. Rage bait. And it works as long as you keep falling for it
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CW: threats of violence

someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...

a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"

i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response
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a multitude of offenses. he had been given SO MUCH GRACE (too much imo) before it got to this point
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NEWS FROM THE BAD PLACE:

maga hat wearing racist misogynist joe brennan has friends pleading for him to be allowed into eternal weekend

they made a "joe brennan deserves better from card titan and the north american eternal weekend" petition

so i made this:
chng.it/ZzShcKGZ2d
Sign the Petition
Joe Brennan deserves worse from Card Titan and the North American Eternal Weekend
chng.it
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y'all seen this shit? it's crazy
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today was day one of a continuing education Game Design course I'm taking at UW and literally HALF the class is women I'm so pumped
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i guess this is what i get for the bridge to terabithia thing tho
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you made me think there were new american dad episodes :/
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nothing makes me want to become swiftie out of spite like the shit her haters say about her
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omg that's so cool, i didn't know they stayed in the scene so long!!

thank you so much for your insight ✨