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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 1h

God I love this so much I could cry

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 2h

If I had to sit in a suite in between Gary Bettman and Terry Pegula, I'd rail slide into someone on the lower level's head and neck.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 15h

Just dirt for days. Dirt in wooden glove boxes.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 15h

Mine are steel wool

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 15h

I just saw a truck commercial where they focused on a wood glove compartment for like 18 seconds and I don’t relate to people.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 16h

Why are they introducing the team? Aren’t their names on their jerseys?

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a simple man. I don't want a lot from life. I just want to rain down curse words at NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman as he's presenting the Stanley Cup to the captain of the Buffalo Sabres.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

Alt: character from The Matrix sitting on the floor and says not like this .

media.tenor.com

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 1d

Go Sabres.

Screengrab of 1990 Sabres broadcast featuring Grant Ledyard

Screengrab of 1989 Sabres broadcast featuring Danny Gare and Mike Robitaille in bright baby blue suits. Robitaille has his fists up.

Sabre Tyler Ennis in a chefs hat displaying his Enzo sauce

1999 Adelphia commercial featuring Dominik Hasek and Alexi Zhitnik sitting on a couch sharing an appetizer

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 3d

In college, if your knee hits the ground, you're down. in the pros, you're not down until you're touched by the other team. you could fall 100 times.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 3d

Get yer hot-buttered NFL news and notes here, folks. Get’em while they’re hot! Get’em while they’re buttered!

Ryan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 3d

I've had another great day on the Greek island of Naxos, made even better by editing @gregbauch.bsky.social's Week 5 NFL Recap.

Greg Bauch's Week 5 NFL Recap | The Goose's Roost

www.patreon.com

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve pooed prettier than this game

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

(Chris Collinsworth watching someone choking on a fish bone)

“Patrick Mahomes.”

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

“Josh Allen here for Joanne’s Fabrics, where I find everything I need for crafting.”

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

I like these unis I’m gonna wear it with ripped white jeans.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

Shouldn’t Jac Collinsworth only talk about Patrick Mahome’s son.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 5d

Go Bills.

1992 Bills Pats NBC broadcast screenshot with Don Criqui and Paul McGuire in the booth. McGuire is wearing a witch hat. There's a jack-o-lantern behind them in the booth.

Classic McDonalds commercial screengrab featuring Bills wide receiver Steve Tasker holding a hamburger wearing his number 89 Bills jersey

NBC NFL broadcast screengrab featuring a WGRZ promo for the Goal 2 Goal postgame show and a New England Patriot sitting in a bench in a red overcoat

NBC Bills Patriots broadcast screengrab featuring a pair of female Bills fans with tremendous 90s hair and zubaz scarves.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

I’m running this joint

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

I hope the Bills win.

Outdoor fire pit set up with TV broadcasting Bills pregame show from Sunday October 5, 2025

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 4d

I am Uma Thurman to your John Travolta chest shot

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 5d

Go Bills.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 5d

dammit joe i just woke up

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

Selfless act

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 6d

“Spice makes my dump bucket boomy” is what you say to your waiter.

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Greg Bauch @gregbauch.bsky.social · 7d

In all seriousness, what have you heard? What’s the scuttlebutt?