When I die and you’re made executor of my estate and you’re in my house excited to see all my earthly possessions, you will only find a home filled with hundreds of thousands of paint color swatches my wife has brought home from Home Depot over the years.
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When I die and you’re made executor of my estate and you’re in my house excited to see all my earthly possessions, you will only find a home filled with hundreds of thousands of paint color swatches my wife has brought home from Home Depot over the years.
I thought I was past the point in my life where I had to work my brain to spell Jim LeonHard
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I thought I was past the point in my life where I had to work my brain to spell Jim LeonHard
God dammit Catherine
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
God dammit Catherine
Beers. And. Shorts. In. The. Plaza.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Beers. And. Shorts. In. The. Plaza.
I am gonna be such an old man at the hardware store telling the youths they’re not ready for playoff hockey
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I am gonna be such an old man at the hardware store telling the youths they’re not ready for playoff hockey
Josh Allen says that Sean McDermott used to get into his headset during plays and say "you suck."
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Josh Allen says that Sean McDermott used to get into his headset during plays and say "you suck."
IS IT TOO LATE TO ASK JOE BRADY IF HE LIKES RANCH?
January 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
IS IT TOO LATE TO ASK JOE BRADY IF HE LIKES RANCH?
I'm not even mad as a Bills fan. They'll still probably win 10 games or whatever.
I'm mad because you can be the stupidest dipshit in the world and still have billions of dollars. That piss face couldn't bag groceries without fucking it up and he keeps thriving.
I'm mad because you can be the stupidest dipshit in the world and still have billions of dollars. That piss face couldn't bag groceries without fucking it up and he keeps thriving.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I'm not even mad as a Bills fan. They'll still probably win 10 games or whatever.
I'm mad because you can be the stupidest dipshit in the world and still have billions of dollars. That piss face couldn't bag groceries without fucking it up and he keeps thriving.
I'm mad because you can be the stupidest dipshit in the world and still have billions of dollars. That piss face couldn't bag groceries without fucking it up and he keeps thriving.
(Bills interview with Joe Brady?)
Terry: "How come sometimes the offense wasn't too good?"
Joe Brady: "It wasn't my fault, my receivers sucked!"
Beane: "He's got a point. Hired!"
Terry: "How come sometimes the offense wasn't too good?"
Joe Brady: "It wasn't my fault, my receivers sucked!"
Beane: "He's got a point. Hired!"
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
(Bills interview with Joe Brady?)
Terry: "How come sometimes the offense wasn't too good?"
Joe Brady: "It wasn't my fault, my receivers sucked!"
Beane: "He's got a point. Hired!"
Terry: "How come sometimes the offense wasn't too good?"
Joe Brady: "It wasn't my fault, my receivers sucked!"
Beane: "He's got a point. Hired!"
Like a T-Rex, Terry Pegula's vision is motion-based. If you move in front of him, he will immediately hire you to run his organizations.
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Like a T-Rex, Terry Pegula's vision is motion-based. If you move in front of him, he will immediately hire you to run his organizations.
Can now confirm: Bills set to download ‘Head Coaching’ App for next season
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Can now confirm: Bills set to download ‘Head Coaching’ App for next season
I can’t tell you how much I adore my Defector subscription.
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January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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First question:
“So…what the hell?”
“So…what the hell?”
The Bills have completed an interview with OC Joe Brady for the head coach job. First completed interview.
January 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
First question:
“So…what the hell?”
“So…what the hell?”
You don’t choose being a fan. Sports fandom happens and it’s almost impossible to undo.
That being said I would root the fuck out of a Sean McDermott team playing the Bills in the Super Bowl and I wasn’t even a huge McDermott backer.
So sick of being represented by pants-pissing idiots.
That being said I would root the fuck out of a Sean McDermott team playing the Bills in the Super Bowl and I wasn’t even a huge McDermott backer.
So sick of being represented by pants-pissing idiots.
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
You don’t choose being a fan. Sports fandom happens and it’s almost impossible to undo.
That being said I would root the fuck out of a Sean McDermott team playing the Bills in the Super Bowl and I wasn’t even a huge McDermott backer.
So sick of being represented by pants-pissing idiots.
That being said I would root the fuck out of a Sean McDermott team playing the Bills in the Super Bowl and I wasn’t even a huge McDermott backer.
So sick of being represented by pants-pissing idiots.
Each time he speaks I’m reminded that Terry Pegula is a shit-for-brains loser who couldn’t articulate a thought if he had one
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Each time he speaks I’m reminded that Terry Pegula is a shit-for-brains loser who couldn’t articulate a thought if he had one
It’s the biggest offseason in Bills history where a completely new coaching staff will come in and forge a new direction and I feel like none of that will matter half as much as who our 5th string receiver is.
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It’s the biggest offseason in Bills history where a completely new coaching staff will come in and forge a new direction and I feel like none of that will matter half as much as who our 5th string receiver is.
(Terry Pegula making sundaes)
“More raisins?”
“More raisins?”
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
(Terry Pegula making sundaes)
“More raisins?”
“More raisins?”
I hope the Bills fold
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I hope the Bills fold
I had Frankie Sinkwich bed sheets.
Never a good thing when your name is in a sentence with “Frankie Sinkwich”
according to @stathead.com only two guys have ever thrown six picks in an nfl game and won, 1944 frankie sinkwich and 1962 george blanda. cj stroud already has four and is only down 11. i believe in him
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I had Frankie Sinkwich bed sheets.
I’ll say this about the Bills, and this is my final thought on the matter, (explodes in stardust)
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’ll say this about the Bills, and this is my final thought on the matter, (explodes in stardust)
Just love each other we’ll be fine
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Just love each other we’ll be fine
Gonna duck out for some surgery real quick.
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Gonna duck out for some surgery real quick.
I’ve never wanted anything more than this win. I’ve also never really wanted. I’ve got a lot of privilege.
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I’ve never wanted anything more than this win. I’ve also never really wanted. I’ve got a lot of privilege.
This game is close but feels not close. It’s like my relationship with my parents.
January 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
This game is close but feels not close. It’s like my relationship with my parents.
Who are the Bils playing?
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Who are the Bils playing?