Greg Bauch
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 10h
Just dirt for days. Dirt in wooden glove boxes.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 10h
Mine are steel wool
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 10h
I just saw a truck commercial where they focused on a wood glove compartment for like 18 seconds and I don’t relate to people.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 10h
Why are they introducing the team? Aren’t their names on their jerseys?
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 19h
I'm a simple man. I don't want a lot from life. I just want to rain down curse words at NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman as he's presenting the Stanley Cup to the captain of the Buffalo Sabres.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 19h
a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .
Alt: character from The Matrix sitting on the floor and says not like this .
media.tenor.com
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 20h
Go Sabres.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 2d
In college, if your knee hits the ground, you're down. in the pros, you're not down until you're touched by the other team. you could fall 100 times.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 2d
Get yer hot-buttered NFL news and notes here, folks. Get’em while they’re hot! Get’em while they’re buttered!
Ryan Nagelhout
@nagelhout.bsky.social
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I've had another great day on the Greek island of Naxos, made even better by editing
@gregbauch.bsky.social
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
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I’ve pooed prettier than this game
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
(Chris Collinsworth watching someone choking on a fish bone)
“Patrick Mahomes.”
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
“Josh Allen here for Joanne’s Fabrics, where I find everything I need for crafting.”
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
I like these unis I’m gonna wear it with ripped white jeans.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
Shouldn’t Jac Collinsworth only talk about Patrick Mahome’s son.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
Go Bills.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
I’m running this joint
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
I hope the Bills win.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
I am Uma Thurman to your John Travolta chest shot
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
Go Bills.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 4d
dammit joe i just woke up
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 6d
Selfless act
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 6d
“Spice makes my dump bucket boomy” is what you say to your waiter.
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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 6d
In all seriousness, what have you heard? What’s the scuttlebutt?
Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
· 6d
Gonna go down to the hardware store and stand by the register and talk about what gorgeous weather this is.
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Mr. Joshua
@pantspants.bsky.social
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