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Greg Bauch
@gregbauch.bsky.social
Idiot
Less writing more petting
February 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Looks like the time to meet up at Ghetto Beach is 1 PM. I’ll bring the Smirnoff Ices and sunscreen. Someone bring a football
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
When you’re a Sabre mom
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It’s a Sabres’ mom’s game!!
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I saw one you would’ve loved. Copywriting AND design lead!!! The range was $14 to $20 an hour!!
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
If you put it on you’ll become Jim Carrey and say things like “Smokin’!”
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Bills in two weeks.
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Put it in the Louvre
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Super sturdy table. A little worn. Comes with four chairs and two leaves that make it massive.

Free.

We don’t have the room for it but I don’t want to throw it out, and I dislike Facebook marketplace.

If you live in Buffalo area I can drop it off. DM. (Dogs not included)
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't take for granted that I was able to have that feeling of being helplessly excited for a certain gift and then getting it.

Snake Mountain, Skeletor's castle with a microphone snake head. I can remember using it on NYE 1984 to shout Happy New Year while standing on my porch in South Buffalo.
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Guys at the Y: “You any good?”

Me: “I think the jacket says it all, fellas.”
December 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The real story behind the Philip Rivers signing as told by the Goose's Roost NFL News and Notes.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I would take this so hard
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A Thanksgiving tradition.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When your really weird penis doesn’t work
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This looks like a prison sentence
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
3 straight days of leaving a travel mug at work reduced me to this atrocity. @lazylazyjane.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The first thing I thought of when I saw this was "Doan Tuch that dial." Is that anything? I'll hang up.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Go Bills
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
People keep asking who my sources are for my NFL news and notes. I keep telling them, I don’t reveal my sources.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
These will last 15 minutes
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I mean I would have rather gone to Japan but you’re being chopped.
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM