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smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · Mar 6

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 2h

Grok throwing shade at the end? Dang

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 3h

Exactly, it’s defined by its contrast with what is, and it isn’t

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 4h

Blukd that dipshit for a reason, my dude

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 4h

The elders lived during the fight for their rights and aren’t happy to have them put at risk

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you for doing the right thing @algreen.house.gov

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 8h

It’s working

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10h

CNN talking about the possibility of violence as a guy in a giraffe costume waddles by

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 9h

Huh, so the evidence against these guys was strong enough to kill them with a $20K bomb but not strong enough to prosecute them in court?

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 9h

I believe this is intended as a compliment

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 13h

They think we’re like them

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 13h

Don’t tell him about the Alien franchise

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 13h

Rapist and convicted felon Trump literally said it was because santos voted republican, in the post being referenced here. Who would omit that detail?

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 13h

Light doesn’t need shadow to exist, but the inverse is not true

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 14h

So much conservative politics boils down to “misery loves company”

Jalon Herbert Walker Bush @highmynameishi.bsky.social · 14h

That’s all these people have in terms of fulfillment for there lives is just trying to make people as equally miserable as they refuse to admit they are

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 14h

In honor of George Santos, serial fraudster, being pardoned by a convicted felon and rapist, here is an interview:

youtu.be/PjbkafIMdl8

GEORGE SANTOS IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW

YouTube video by Ziwe

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 14h

The model MAGA American! He’ll start an MLM to rip off his family and friends to close the redemption arc

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 14h

“And let’s do it at the Nazi hang out in front of all the bots”

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 14h

"Is British food really that bad?" "If cooked correctly, yes it is"

Hughster @hughster.bsky.social · 18h

The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point

Jess Gill
@jessgillO3

I've never had curry or a kabab and don't intend to.
British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones.
Also, our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism.
15:31·17 Oct 25-78K Views

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Mike_WA @theothermike.bsky.social · 16h

the Mole Men are Subterranean humanoids. They are short, nearly bald, and have mole-like bodies. They haven’t been seen since 1951 prior to Stephen Miller showing up. They also seem to be radioactive. Go ahead, look it up.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 1d

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com

Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

www.thefarside.com

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 1d

Bluk and repurt

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Explaining why he pardoned Santos, Trump openly admits crime is ok if you’re a loyal Republican

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 1d

Does George actually think Elon cared at all about govt spending out of principle?

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 1d

Normal cop behavior

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Zak Brown’s Disappearing WhatsApp @left-turn.bsky.social · 1d

They always want to post the Ten Commandments in public spaces, but never The Beatitudes

smol bolz @groboudo.bsky.social · 1d

For once I agree