Do u guys think my doctor would give me a GLP-1, even though I already lost like 70%+ of the weight I want to naturally? And also given that at my last physical he was like "If you got down to Xlbs and stopped, you'd be fine," and I've already passed that?
Didn't realize that my sister and her husband's anniversary was a "money-giving occasion" for my parents.
Just came up with a good grift. If anyone is interested in, like, $50-$100 extra once a year, hit me up. It does require, unfortunately, a lifelong commitment. But money is money.
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
I don't want to "die peacefully in my sleep at my residence." I want to be connected to a bunch of tubes in a harshly lit hospital room with a bunch of people yelling around me.
I have an idea for a business: We are going to use the power of AI tools to tackle information deserts, utilizing knowledge-based systems as our pedagogical backbone.
Idk what it really *means,* but I'm thinking if I say it to enough billionaires I can at least manage to scam my way to $1 million.
My biggest fear is that I'll be in a dangerous situation, and someone will yell "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" and I would be as good as dead after that, because I think the amount I would laugh at that would hinder my ability to run.
Kind of hoped things would get wild and crazy for me while my roommate's been gone the past two weeks, but the only things that really happened are 1) I fell asleep on the couch one night watching family feud, and 2) I've been watching the local news on the living room TV in the morning. Woohoo...
I thought this was the funniest shit when I first saw it as a teen. But the most MESSED UP part is that ultimately this just ended up being a really bad band playing the style of music that I mostly listen to now.
I'm in absolute bliss right now. Someone re-uploaded one of my long lost internet "White Whales" to Youtube. There are few feelings as good as being able to re-watch a video that has lived in your brain for 15+ years.
Hey, man. Everyone at the party from last night met up this morning for breakfast at 9am (not sure why you were still asleep?), and everyone agreed that you were acting really weird.