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Kylux, Garashir, Star Wars & Star Trek in general, MDZS, WOH, IWTV, OFMD, a certain timelord, & the randomness of an AuDHD brain 🔞 || 40+ || no pronouns thx || 🇩🇪🇬🇧

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · Dec 3

If you need to know anything about me, it's that a kyluxed version of this scene has been playing in my head 24/7 for years now & it will never stop.

youtu.be/HixUECNMnbs?...

>>Face to face
My lovely foe
Mouth to mouth
Raining heaven's blows<<

Batman Returns - Selina's Secret | Super Scenes | DC

YouTube video by DC

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 12h

Kylo

Me: on Halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year skeletons dress up as us.
Cop: you know you have the right to remain silent.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 17h

Also that time he got a medal for being the tallest human in history.

Adam Driver next to 3 notably smaller humans, he's wearing a medal.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 18h

One thing about me is that I'm not over this, not even remotely.

Adam Drivers foot in a camel boot, next to a much smaller foot in a grey mary jane sandal.

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set phasers to old man yaoi @gaytricorder.bsky.social · Nov 24

i don’t mean to add to the top/bottom spirk discourse, but obviously kirk was the bottom because he liked being in charge everywhere but the bedroom. and ofc spock was hung like a horse this is factual guys

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand

1. Animal flesh, any kind (land, sea, air)
2. Ultraviolet (not offensive just extremely boring)
3. Eins, Zwei, Polizei (well, self-explanatory)

Beta Ray Ben @betarayben.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Sea urchin.
2. Cats 2019.
3. Hyper Hyper by Scooter.

🦦OtterJ 🦦 NSFW @otter4u.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Calf‘s kidneys
2. About a boy (seen it a gazillion times on the bus between Morelia and DF)
3. Red Wine, UB40

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 5d

I mean it's pretty accurate

Dr. Beverly Crusher drinking from Commander Rikers head through a glowing straw.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 5d

Riker in "Phantasms"

Martini glass with 2 olives that look like a googly sad face, because the red stuff fell out and forms the mouth of said face.
Also the pick looks like a straw.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 7d

Hux

Textpost: stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 7d

It only happens because Hux doesn't allow Kylo to assert dominance the way Ren Prime taught him, by showing everyone his dick.
So he has to find other ways instead bluntly smash it on the conference table.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 7d

Regularly happens when Hux is in the Genrerals meeting.
Kylo is of course naked while crawling.

Textpost: my sister set up her remote office in the living room and I didn't want her to look unprofessional with people walking through, so I crawled across the floor.
And...
Everyone saw that.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 11d

Modern Kylo & the KOR AU

Textpost: Me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to Mike's Toyota Tundra, gonna pull that motherfucker out like a tooth.

Next textpost: Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 12d

Kylo owns a t-shirt he got for completing this route.

Map with a route going trough Shitterton, Ass Hill, Fingringhole, Colc Alley, Penistone, Cockermouth, Dick Place, Cocl Bridge to Twatt.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 13d

Can't belive we've been wearing almost the same shirt today.

adamdrivercentral @adamdrivercentral.bsky.social · 13d

Hello Adam!

NEW - Adam Driver arriving to the FMSB NYFF presser 10/3/2025, HQ

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 13d

In his Flip era

adamdrivercentral @adamdrivercentral.bsky.social · 13d

holding his glasses

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 13d

It's where I really got into fanfic so idk why that thought hadn't crossed my mind, but yes, I should do that. 🤓

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15d

Hux

Textpost saying: I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15d

The energy I bring to Bluesky

Garak looking directly at Julian.
Text: Can I please see your balls, I'm going through a lot right now.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16d

KORaccoons

Picture of raccoons eating, text saying "Toronto raccoons crash bachelorette party and eat all the penis candy."

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 17d

I've got a big fucking problem. For the last 10 months I've read through all Garashir fics that are of interest to me (filtered out no gos).

Now I'm officially done. Read through the newest that came out while I was reading backwards (by date posted).

What do I do with my life now.
😳😳😳

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 18d

Kylo Amidala 🤷🏻

Half of a persons face, framde by black hair with text overlay:
When you're trying to be the divine feminine but you just busted a nut 6 time ls and at a whole family size bag of cool ranch doritos

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 19d

Came here to say exactly that. It's so so cute and wholesome. 🥹

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 19d

🖤🧡

Me: Do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?

Librarian: Stop talking.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21d

Hope you will have a referral and some answers soon and hopefully support from a trained professional too.

I've been working with a new therapist for over a year now and it really makes a difference in managing anxiety, stress, sensory problems etc.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21d

Maybe others will also adjust over time &with new information coming to light, in this case getting diagnosed. Sometimes people do better with "this is officially how I function, complete with doctors signature" (it's weird but I did experience that - opposed to just telling them how I operate).

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 21d

Interacting with others is certainly the hardest thing ever. And I'm still bad at it, but getting diagnosed and realising things has definitely helped.

People who only tell you that you're the problem and need to change are often not the ones to keep around though, asd or not. 🙁