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guek @guek.bsky.social · Nov 24

Today is a good day to draw.

guek @guek.bsky.social · 4d

To this day, I can't hear or read the name Anita without thinking, "Anita Bath?"

guek @guek.bsky.social · 5d

I think there's a Futurama episode about this

guek @guek.bsky.social · 5d

Can't believe spooky month is almost over. I barely got to enjoy it at all

guek @guek.bsky.social · 5d

That's American corporate audacity at its finest.

guek @guek.bsky.social · 14d

I know I'm late to the party, but goddamn silksong is just *chef's kiss*

guek @guek.bsky.social · 14d

YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES

guek @guek.bsky.social · 14d

Whenever I hear You Make My Dreams Come True, I'm always half disappointed it doesn't turn out to be the Ducktales theme instead

guek @guek.bsky.social · 25d

Cheeseburgers are a blessing.

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guek @guek.bsky.social · 25d

It did! And I agree with your assessment. Bayonetta 2 is definitely the best in the series. My impression is the devs were excited for 2 because they thought they'd never get a chance for a sequel. Bayo3 is missing a bit of that passion despite being a competent game.

guek @guek.bsky.social · 26d

First attempt at a pumpkin soup. Wish me luck, grandma!

guek @guek.bsky.social · 26d

It's bayonetta 3 worth finishing? 🤔
I'm about halfway through, but Hades II is calling me, and I know I probably wouldn't come back if I jump ship now.

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guek @guek.bsky.social · Oct 3

It never ends. But hey, at least you own a home!

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 30

Hating on Pachter makes me feel oddly nostalgic lol

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 30

EA becoming the next Toys R' Us style victim of venture capital was not on my bingo list. It's somewhat karmic

Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · Sep 30

My colleagues at Bloomberg report that the $20 billion debt in the EA deal is expected to be rated single-B — meaning it is considered a "junk" loan, or one that is high-risk and speculative, typically offering high interest rates. Which the new EA will have to pay
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 30

Anyone else feel like they're witnessing their brain turn to mush in real time as they age? It's like watching a banana time lapse.

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 27

I miss my 20s, but most people have more money in their 30s, so there's that at least

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guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 26

I'll take it, rar. Give it all to me. Anoint me with your slop that I may be baptized and reborn.

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 26

There's a wild bunny that lives in our neighborhood that we keep tabs on. We're pretty sure no one owns them since they seem to move burrow locations between yards every few months.

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 25

Mmmhmm. I give my parents some slack because they were strangers in a strange world they couldn't communicate with easily. But, and this is a big BUT, they also did not really make any effort to naturalize as immigrants. They really made things harder for themselves (and me) than was necessary.

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 25

Instead, I've become increasingly resentful of them as an adult for never bothering to learn English in 40 goddamn years. I thought interpreting everything and making calls for them as a kid was just normal and expected, but looking back... what the fuck, mom and dad??

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 25

Some days I think about how I really just raw dogged the first two decades of my life without health insurance and it's hard not to hold it against my immigrant non-English speaking parents

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guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 24

I can get on board with a game about him that plays really well. The narrative will probably be nothing new for long time fans, but a fun game is a fun game

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 24

*new remaster/port/collection

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guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 24

I think I just don't like his cowl with a beard. I didn't like it in Deadpool and Wolverine either.

guek @guek.bsky.social · Sep 24

[INSERT 15 MINUTE WET FARTING NOISE]

andy™ @andylevy.net · Sep 24

oh my god fuck offfffffffffffff

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