Guiness Pig
@guinesspig.bsky.social
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Comedian & writer with Long Covid *Posts are for humor & entertainment* I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
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Owl: WHO
Me: lied
Owl: Yeah they did, those motherfuckers
Owl in tree, moon in background
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That’s the default state for my brain lol
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FROGS = Fascism Resistance On the Ground

👏👏👏Applause for all the amphibians on the front lines👏👏👏
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FROG = Fascism Resistance On the Ground

👏 👏👏Let’s hear it for the amphibians on the front lines 👏👏👏
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So sorry for your loss 😢
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FROG = Fascism Resistance On the Ground

👏 👏👏Let’s hear it for the amphibians on the front lines 👏👏👏
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drinfosec.bsky.social
I want to help amplify this work 👇 which features both a podcast (on YT, see link in next post) as well as a PDF report.

Landing page (has link to podcast on YT):
thevoiceofearlychildhood.com/a-breath-of-...

Report PDF:
thevoiceofearlychildhood.com/wp-content/u...

#IAQ #CleanAir #Schools
Screenshot of the podcast landing page Thumbnails of the first 8 pages of the PDF report available at 
https://thevoiceofearlychildhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Clean-air-guide-.pdf
guinesspig.bsky.social
You’re most welcome. Life has become so stressful and chaotic for most of us, it’s easy to forget we’re here to make an impact and leave the world better than we found it. Everyone who’s still masking and facing reality is doing their part.😷❤️
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When my brother & I were kids we got walkie talkies for Xmas. Imagine all the cool shit kids could do with walkie talkies!

Did we do any of it?

No. We took turns sitting in the car & giving pretend drive thru orders to the other in the garage.

Yes we were some trash children🗑️
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The amazing @morgfair.bsky.social has her own podcast now! Morgan Fairchild is Covid-Conscious and continues to mask up and speak up about Covid. She’s a wonderful ambassador for our community! Follow her and check out her podcast!
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Meet Two Bitches from Texas -our new podcast!
Listen wherever you get your podcasts…or watch us in living color on @YouTube
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #MorganFairchild #CathrynHart
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Congrats, Morgan!
Can’t wait to listen!
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When you speak truth to power it really irritates the shit out of some people, that’s why they call you an enema of the state
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Went to high school with him. He’s a real standup guy.
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Yesterday was a straight up slaughter. Every time they put the camera on BB he was just staring into space.
JFC.
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Stranger: Why you wearing a mask
Me: Covid, it disables and kills
Stranger: NOT ME!!! I should have the right to decide for myself if I want to risk it
Me: I agree
Stranger: What
Me: You should have the right to decide for yourself
Stranger: Cool
Me: But not for everyone else, especially NOT ME!!!
a man in a sweater says not me
Alt: David Rose in a sweater says not me
media.tenor.com
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So sorry to hear that.😢
You are so important to this community as one of the few physicians left in the world who continues to follow science and prioritizes the safety of your patients, their families, and your colleagues. I hope there will be a swift and fair resolution for you. 🫂 ❤️