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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911)

@gurtsherm.bsky.social

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songwriter, sports thought haver, far lefty univ of ga alum savannah, ga 1995-present 🏳️‍🌈

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 11m

Skipping some football to take a good walk, starting to feel a but cooped up.

Cooping mechanism, send skeet

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Colin Durant @colindurant.bsky.social · 17m

They are huge fans of the Truck Series because they PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP UP UP

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 23m

a ska band that does country covers called NASKAR

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 24m

DOINK!

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 39m

Something's Gotta Give was a lovely sitcommy romcom and not directed by a certain creep.

RIP to a real one, Diane Keaton.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 44m

Something I never really thought about but makes total sense (I've only bought like ten lottery tickets ever).

You cannot buy a lottery ticket with a credit card. Debit is up to the retailer.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 47m

Why do I subject myself to rivalry games where I hate both teams?

Answer: football is not that serious and somebody has to lose.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 56m

Fun Fact: The Cotton Bowl is named after Hank Hill's father. The stadium didn't have a name until he killed fiddy men.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Booger McFarland saying to step on Mateer's hand, very cool very sane very what the fuck

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Please don't let Bobby Petrino win today.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

I want to dye my hair platinum but apparently that's stupid expensive.

I'll settle on bleaching my pubes.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

RIP

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Mr. Bovine Joni himself

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Missouri is NOT dead YET.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

He did not

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Dare you to fumble the long snap

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Oh wow when Penn State fans actually booed Franklin's pregame intro. I was hoping they would lmao

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

What a sad onside kick...

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Lifelong Pitt Panthers fan

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Okay, Mizzou, okay.

1:40 and three timeouts, do you risk the onside kick or put ALL the trust in your defense?

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

Mizzou effectively has four timeouts, I've seen crazier shit happen.

I don't think it will, but still.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

I wouldn't do this in an office setting but I briefly dated a fellow bartender and we'd make out in the keg fridge.

We also smoked joints in there because very serious job and in our early 20's.

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 2h

Would you date someone from work?

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

I've had to resent the router like six times and we haven't hit to 3:30 games yet.

This does not bode well.

Fuck it, I'm making a milkshake.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

I did not see Ty Simpson being this good. Really impressed.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1h

I think the spot is bad but I still think he was short of the first.