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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · Jun 21
Kinda Cool to implement chamber pots being a part of life before like 100 years ago. Hell yeah brother
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 9h
WEATHER REPORT

It’s somewhere between a downpour and a spray. No driving rain, and it’s not bone cold. Definitely not warm, though. Less so tepid than unsettled. It’s a soak.
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 11h
Guy who thought he was clever in 2009: obama diploma, diploma obama, gotta s
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 11h
We’re taking goat energy and converting that into human energy. And then bill when all that old human energy is freed up, we’re converting it directly into capital. It’s 100% sustainable too
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 13h
I’m reading about about demonic possession rn (come closer) maybe they’re waiting to see my verdict on it
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 13h
My IT neighbor is talking about starting a site that puts me in various dangerous scenarios and allows people to bet on it. If he follows through and it’s anonymous enough i’ll post here
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 13h
I accidentally dropped my plastic container in one of the city’s big metal composting bins and when i leaned in to grab the barely in reach container I rested my entire weight onto like 2 ribs
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 2d
I can’t wait to find out how I’m going to get injured this weekend
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 14h
I watched my first show on my 30th birthday
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 14h
Obi-Two Kenobi. Something there
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 14h
Old han
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
The wildest thing about this account is that it’s all true
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
It’s good to have hobbies i guess
Apple news story: The Athletic 2 nfl teams brawl after sunday game
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
Me: imagine if the earth’s population was suddenly 1/8th the size and 8x as rich

Investor: that’s literally the only thing i like to imagine

Me: i thought so. Now imagine in this world.. you are literally money

Investor: a possibility i had also imagined

Me: finally, consider the majestic goat,
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
He screams in pain in a high pitched voice after slapping the soldier
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
Me: gentlemen. There are roughly 8 times as many humans in the world as goats

Prospective investor: interesting

Me: what my startup GoatMe will do is turn every goat into the world into a human and every human in the world into money

Investor:

Me: that’s straight benjamins fellas

Investor: so w
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
Ok now i’m looking for… Mike R.? That can’t be right
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 15h
Spongebob was originally an East German cartoon called Schwamm-Peter Schlaghose but it was updated for a modern audience in its American version
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 16h
“Is that supposed to be funny, dick?”
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 17h
I believe this would be incredibly powerful yet covert
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 17h
It took a while to fall asleep last night but eventually succeeded after fantasizing about having the superpower of using mind control to make my enemies shit their pants uncontrollably at key moments
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guy1.bsky.social
guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 19h
Bravery the Brave Dog
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 19h
I was today years old when i learned the spongebob squarepants theme song - ‘living under the sea’ - is a memorial to the thousands of brave Gloucestermen who have lost their lives at sea in the maritime industry
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 21h
Jim jarmusch in fishing with john gazing off screen with caption “why am i here”
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 21h
Early modern thimble
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 21h
I settled on a different aesthetic
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guy 👻 DC aaaahhhhh!!! now @guy1.bsky.social · 21h
🔍 portable chopstick set
🔍 tactical chopsticks
🔍 eco friendly chopstick set portable
🔍 napoleonic era chopsticks
🔍 antiquarian near me
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