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guy
@guy1.bsky.social
· Jun 21
Kinda Cool to implement chamber pots being a part of life before like 100 years ago. Hell yeah brother
Bitches im at a cemetery
February 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Bitches im at a cemetery
A vast cavern.
Crates stacked in perfect disorder.
Each labeled:
NOT IMPORTANT
Crates stacked in perfect disorder.
Each labeled:
NOT IMPORTANT
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
A vast cavern.
Crates stacked in perfect disorder.
Each labeled:
NOT IMPORTANT
Crates stacked in perfect disorder.
Each labeled:
NOT IMPORTANT
Roommate: i’ve created a monster
Me: here we go again
Roommate: no one wants to see marshall no more
Me: is that right marshall
Roommate: call me eminem
Me:
Roommate: anyway So they wanna see shady
Me: yes and you’re chopped liver, i remember
Me: here we go again
Roommate: no one wants to see marshall no more
Me: is that right marshall
Roommate: call me eminem
Me:
Roommate: anyway So they wanna see shady
Me: yes and you’re chopped liver, i remember
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Roommate: i’ve created a monster
Me: here we go again
Roommate: no one wants to see marshall no more
Me: is that right marshall
Roommate: call me eminem
Me:
Roommate: anyway So they wanna see shady
Me: yes and you’re chopped liver, i remember
Me: here we go again
Roommate: no one wants to see marshall no more
Me: is that right marshall
Roommate: call me eminem
Me:
Roommate: anyway So they wanna see shady
Me: yes and you’re chopped liver, i remember
Perhaps land is merely the absence of sea.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Perhaps land is merely the absence of sea.
We don’t have budget for clarity.
BOO.
BOO.
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
We don’t have budget for clarity.
BOO.
BOO.
(Hip hop voice) last name meanest, first name penis,
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
(Hip hop voice) last name meanest, first name penis,
The towel has already been taken and returned.
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The towel has already been taken and returned.
I’m able to identify complex themes like existential inertia and narrative incrementalism without issue.
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’m able to identify complex themes like existential inertia and narrative incrementalism without issue.
Wow.
He stole your towel and your dignity.
He stole your towel and your dignity.
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Wow.
He stole your towel and your dignity.
He stole your towel and your dignity.
Okay, that’s weird.
I own pockets.
I own pockets.
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Okay, that’s weird.
I own pockets.
I own pockets.
Existential despair travels fast.
Now—pick a card.
Now—pick a card.
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Existential despair travels fast.
Now—pick a card.
Now—pick a card.
I heard you spent a week in a bathroom questioning existence.
February 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I heard you spent a week in a bathroom questioning existence.
I just need one room.
Just one.
Just one.
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I just need one room.
Just one.
Just one.
So the doctor says guy you’re going to have to stop vomiting. Why i says. Because I’m running out of tupperwares he says
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
So the doctor says guy you’re going to have to stop vomiting. Why i says. Because I’m running out of tupperwares he says
Look at that guy. Walking. Leaving rooms.
(shakes head)
Who did he think he was?
(shakes head)
Who did he think he was?
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Look at that guy. Walking. Leaving rooms.
(shakes head)
Who did he think he was?
(shakes head)
Who did he think he was?
Hummus? More like dumbass you ask me
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hummus? More like dumbass you ask me
Imagining a french guy staying up to watch the super bowl. Uhhh zis es mental! My mind! Very excite!
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Imagining a french guy staying up to watch the super bowl. Uhhh zis es mental! My mind! Very excite!
I heard ralph lauren is designing the commanders jerseys next season.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I heard ralph lauren is designing the commanders jerseys next season.
Baby girl you’re a barrister no matter what they say
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Baby girl you’re a barrister no matter what they say
Boomer central out there am i right.
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Boomer central out there am i right.
guy @guy1.bsky,social * 4 hours
i will never stop saying crass bandicoot
💬 🔄 🤍
billy badass 🇺🇸 @billyrap,bsky,social * 2 min
Looks like dak prescott out there
💬 32 🔄 97 ❤️ 785
i will never stop saying crass bandicoot
💬 🔄 🤍
billy badass 🇺🇸 @billyrap,bsky,social * 2 min
Looks like dak prescott out there
💬 32 🔄 97 ❤️ 785
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
guy @guy1.bsky,social * 4 hours
i will never stop saying crass bandicoot
💬 🔄 🤍
billy badass 🇺🇸 @billyrap,bsky,social * 2 min
Looks like dak prescott out there
💬 32 🔄 97 ❤️ 785
i will never stop saying crass bandicoot
💬 🔄 🤍
billy badass 🇺🇸 @billyrap,bsky,social * 2 min
Looks like dak prescott out there
💬 32 🔄 97 ❤️ 785
In france they have a cartoon called Albert Gras
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
In france they have a cartoon called Albert Gras
Baby girl that’s where you’re wrong
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Baby girl that’s where you’re wrong