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Kinda Cool to implement chamber pots being a part of life before like 100 years ago. Hell yeah brother
We need to take humanity and put it on a shelf and say “baby girl your in time out, we need to take a break from you rn 🤣” and then take some twigs and other natural camouflage and put it in front of the shelf
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pietasters holiday show 2nite babey
December 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Virginia
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
guy1 dad defiant
December 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Openinga club and next to the Coat Check i have a ‘tude Check
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Got an autographed ball by zim and a bottle of rye. Successful lowkey gift exchange
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dec is the worst month if you have literally anything to accomplish
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
going door to door tomorrow like a 20 year old mormon looking for this freakin guy
Soon it will be “the holidays” which is that time of year I return to the fatherland and spend the entire week going door to door asking people if they know bebop and invariably crossing that address off the list
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Baby girl my bon iver cd broke
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This feels tailor made to have me feel absolutely nothing
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Debuting a perfect 1930’s patrician accent at Christmas dinner
December 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
The Brothers Penis
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dear friends, and update. I saw the mysterious man tonight
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Leave the district? Fuck dude if i even get on a different metro line from the one i live on it’s like going abroad
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pissunami did not go as viral as anticipated
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December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
(hollywood the 90s)

Dude: *rips bong* what if there was a zoo for dinosaurs

Friend: what. Oh. This guy michael wrote a book like that

Dude: let’s make a movie about a zoo for dinosaurs
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Have you ever smoked a picture of a pipe and said “whôa i had nô idea my phône could dëw that” (you’re from baltimore) and battery juice comes out of your ears
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ethan’s Hawk
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
They’re gonna replace flight attendants with robots that take a shit in the aisles
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If ida been there when aragorn scoffed at samwise saying “I’ll have you long shanks” that humanoid creep would have been panning for his teeth like gold in the brandwine river, i can assure you of that much
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Omfg nyt games does too. Someone just give me a sandwich and when i say give me a sandwich i mean,
Linkein now has a wrapped lmao
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
National guard, more like national Hard right?
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December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There should be a band that bridges the gap between rap and rock
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Linkein now has a wrapped lmao
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM