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Professor Pumpkin, PhD

@guyflint7.bsky.social

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Actually a doctor but not that kind | Proud Alabamian but not that kind | Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing | Pets, #Atlanta and #Auburn sports, #Everton, former drinker, he/him

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · Nov 20

When I ask all the homies what manner of scamp I am

The character Bobby Hill from the King of the Hill episode where he goes to a clown class leading to him performing in the talent show as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog." He is wearing a purple commedia del arte costume with gold buttons and trim. He is standing with his arms spread on stage.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 6h

Jamel Dean just picked off Mac Jones, so I've got that going for me which is nice

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 11h

Seeing a commercial for that country star tour doc series The Road and having a snug chuckle thinking about what Cormac McCarthy would have to say to Taylor Sheridan and his whole thing

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 13h

a boy wearing headphones is standing in a classroom

ALT: a boy wearing headphones is standing in a classroom

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14h

What? You and your partner don't bust out into the full Zeigler Hot Dogs jingle from WSFA in the 90s whenever you read the word "Jumbo" on a package in the grocery store? Sad life you must lead.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 18h

He came out guns blazing. I think the whole beat is tired of it, like the fans are.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Same. It's sad, but I've got to find a better way to spend my time.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

there's really no other logical explanation for it. They played the video slo-mo in the stadium and he very obviously was telling timeout and making the signal but he was like "nuh uh that was somebody else"

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

It's so fucking funny that Kirby went takesies-backsies on a timeout and the refs were all like okay we will just stop the clock for you and you can pick it back up when you're ready

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

John Cohen and Hugh Freeze are so embarrassingly far from being even mediocre at their jobs.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'm done watching Hugh Freeze coach my favorite college football team

Looking forward to spending time with friends and family on Saturdays now.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Went from feeling the best I've felt I'm that stadium in 6 years to feeling about the same as I felt when they kicked our ass during the last days of Harsin.

Just let yella fella and Harbert pick who they want to circle jerk with and make a millionaire for a few years. Rinse. Repeat. Whatever.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

ha, may actually stop watching if that happens. please release me from this pain.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

It's unreal how insurmountable even three points feels with this dumb fucking coaching staff

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Hands to the face not called. Give up a third and Durkin. Whatever.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Watched this shit in College Station two weeks ago. BrAUther Hugh is consistent at least.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Still the possibility of a win without scoring a 4th quarter touchdown. Chess not checkers.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

he learns quickly

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

🤷🏻‍♂️

a man in a top hat is standing in front of a building with the words `` must be the voodoo '' written on it .

ALT: a man in a top hat is standing in front of a building with the words `` must be the voodoo '' written on it .

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck is happening lmao

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Two blocks in the back, two injured Auburn players. Whatever.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

They're trying to do the fourth quarter pump up bullshit lmao

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Whuuuutever

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

It's a pretty morally bankrupt sport. It doesn't take much for the joy to be taken from it and leave you with just that.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

a tweet from @abs_sweetmarie that made me cackle that will take a lot to explain. Hugh Freeze is ugly and not smart.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

This just isn't fucking fun, man. Whether that's because Auburn is destined to not succeed because they suck or have a weird untalented skeezeball as the coach or the officials are doing absolutely everything to make it not fun, it's just not :-/

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