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Professor Pumpkin, PhD
@guyflint7.bsky.social
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Actually a doctor but not that kind | Proud Alabamian but not that kind | Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing | Pets, #Atlanta and #Auburn sports, #Everton, former drinker, he/him
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · Nov 20
When I ask all the homies what manner of scamp I am
The character Bobby Hill from the King of the Hill episode where he goes to a clown class leading to him performing in the talent show as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog." He is wearing a purple commedia del arte costume with gold buttons and trim. He is standing with his arms spread on stage.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1h
Seeing a commercial for that country star tour doc series The Road and having a snug chuckle thinking about what Cormac McCarthy would have to say to Taylor Sheridan and his whole thing
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3h
a boy wearing headphones is standing in a classroom
ALT: a boy wearing headphones is standing in a classroom
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4h
What? You and your partner don't bust out into the full Zeigler Hot Dogs jingle from WSFA in the 90s whenever you read the word "Jumbo" on a package in the grocery store? Sad life you must lead.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 8h
He came out guns blazing. I think the whole beat is tired of it, like the fans are.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14h
Same. It's sad, but I've got to find a better way to spend my time.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14h
there's really no other logical explanation for it. They played the video slo-mo in the stadium and he very obviously was telling timeout and making the signal but he was like "nuh uh that was somebody else"
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14h
It's so fucking funny that Kirby went takesies-backsies on a timeout and the refs were all like okay we will just stop the clock for you and you can pick it back up when you're ready
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14h
John Cohen and Hugh Freeze are so embarrassingly far from being even mediocre at their jobs.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
I think I'm done watching Hugh Freeze coach my favorite college football team

Looking forward to spending time with friends and family on Saturdays now.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
Went from feeling the best I've felt I'm that stadium in 6 years to feeling about the same as I felt when they kicked our ass during the last days of Harsin.

Just let yella fella and Harbert pick who they want to circle jerk with and make a millionaire for a few years. Rinse. Repeat. Whatever.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
ha, may actually stop watching if that happens. please release me from this pain.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
It's unreal how insurmountable even three points feels with this dumb fucking coaching staff
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
Hands to the face not called. Give up a third and Durkin. Whatever.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
Watched this shit in College Station two weeks ago. BrAUther Hugh is consistent at least.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
Still the possibility of a win without scoring a 4th quarter touchdown. Chess not checkers.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
he learns quickly
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
🤷🏻‍♂️
a man in a top hat is standing in front of a building with the words `` must be the voodoo '' written on it .
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
What the fuck is happening lmao
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
Two blocks in the back, two injured Auburn players. Whatever.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
They're trying to do the fourth quarter pump up bullshit lmao
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h
Whuuuutever
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 17h
It's a pretty morally bankrupt sport. It doesn't take much for the joy to be taken from it and leave you with just that.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 17h
a tweet from @abs_sweetmarie that made me cackle that will take a lot to explain. Hugh Freeze is ugly and not smart.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 17h
This just isn't fucking fun, man. Whether that's because Auburn is destined to not succeed because they suck or have a weird untalented skeezeball as the coach or the officials are doing absolutely everything to make it not fun, it's just not :-/
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 17h
That fucking side judge
a cartoon of tom and jerry talking on a telephone with the fbi written on it
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