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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 59m

Dobbing the evil bald cad in to the SPCA for cruelty to evil bald cats

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 2h

She's been defrosted, and there's no stopping her until 26th December.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 6h

It's the 1st of November, so she's here...
#SecretSantaAoNZ

a woman wearing a santa hat and a red dress is standing in front of a wall

ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat and a red dress is standing in front of a wall

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 1d

Would still chew

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 1d

Jafas

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 2d

Rugby: New Zealand draws series against Australia & we retain the cup.
Netball: New Zealand draws series against Australia &... FIGHT!

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AnnieBannie (She/Her🧶📚🌈) @madhmstr.bsky.social · 3d

AoNZ - do you use your local public library?
Let Public Libraries NZ know!

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 2d

Gender swap a Doctor quote

a man in a suit says " don 't you think she looks tired " to another man in a suit

ALT: a man in a suit says " don 't you think she looks tired " to another man in a suit

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Grow From Here @growfromhere.bsky.social · 4d

Hi we are a small garden landscaping business that also sells plants. We are based in the Wellington region and currently have some room for a bit more work.

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Foxy @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 4d

Look how they tried to screw the scrum and they are still losing their own straw poll lol #NZPol

1/2 Link to poll in Thread

The question is "Do you think NZ should have a Capital Gains Tax?"
The results show that 44% of respondents answered "Yes."
40% of respondents answered "No."
16% of respondents answered "Yes, only if income tax rates were reduced at the same time."

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 4d

Wonder how ThreeNews will spin the poll results tonight?

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The Sewphist @thesewphist.bsky.social · 4d

This goes double if you have any friends who are currently immunocompromised, for example, undergoing chemo treatment. They can't get the measles vaccine, because it's a live one, but you getting it helps keep them that little bit safer.

My good friends all did this for me during the 2019 outbreak.

Kate @knhannah.bsky.social · 4d

Please please folks check your vaxx status & that of your kids. Measles is not “just a childhood illness”; before vaccinations it killed and disabled millions of people every year. Remember, your vaccine doesn’t just protect you, but those too young or too immunocompromised to be vaccinated.

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Kate @knhannah.bsky.social · 4d

Please please folks check your vaxx status & that of your kids. Measles is not “just a childhood illness”; before vaccinations it killed and disabled millions of people every year. Remember, your vaccine doesn’t just protect you, but those too young or too immunocompromised to be vaccinated.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

No words, except, other than...

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

You won't want butter after trying this one trick... www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Pensioner’s dinner shock: Pams butter turns black with mould

Brain, a pensioner from Hastings, said she had bought the butter from New World in Hastings on Wednesday paying $8.99.

www.stuff.co.nz

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

She maybe uses her PC 3 times a week.
Thank frag I keep a local copy of her passwords, & hopefully I can do it direct in her MS account.
🔑

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

Well... that escalated.
Town done as rain's hitting.
Heading home to rehunker.

Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

Looks like a weekend to visit mum as she's not going to comprehend my telephonic instructions.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

One sure way to make me not want to dine at your eatery this #LabourDay #PublicHoliday is your 15% HOLIDAY SURCHARGE sign. Your neighbour food court doesn't have one, but I'm not hungry for their cuisine.
#SorryNotSorry

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

complete batshit insanity

Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! President DJT https://dailycaller.com/2025/10/21/fda-stayed-silent-potential-tylenol-risks-internal-reports/

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

Boxers: 50/50 on that.
Sock: See a shrink.

Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

I need to head into town to do some necessary tasks.
Should I dare, or leave it until next weekend?

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

How many years before we perform an electoral 'worthiness test' on this CoC?

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

Do any of the councillors, MPs, & other consultants who want to tinker with Wellington's central city bus spine actually travel on buses, or have they asked bus users what they want/need from the Golden Mile trip?
Look what happened the last time these numpties effed about with our bus services.

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Phil D @haggiskiwi.bsky.social · 5d

I thought 'Jem' was the truly truly truly outrageous alter ego.

www.stuff.co.nz/quizzes/3608...