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@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · Jan 22

My thoughts on the matter have not changed.

Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · Nov 5

Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 3m

They tossed for ends.

Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 7m

If she had to zoom in...

Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 8m

There was a lot to rip the piss out of, TBF.

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 15m

Trainer sock like a trainer bra?

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 17m

I use a ski boot in such situations.

Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 17m

I just accidentally deleted part two :

Over teams a few minutes later.

Me: liar. I can see you. You're sitting down.
Her: vaseline.

I'm not even joking.

Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 20m

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · Mar 18

I have my annual evaluation today. My colleague, a Spanish woman about my age, knows this. We've been working together for *years*.

She just walked up to me and whispered (in English):

I just had my evaluation. I can't sit down.

Smiled, and walked off.

😳 🤣

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 29m

Cazzo 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 43m

If it's any consolation, I felt dirty writing that 🤣

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 44m

And she dances on the sand.

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 45m

That's what she should of said.

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Mark 🗿🧟‍♂️ @hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 48m

There is a 50m outdoor pool not far from work. My colleagues & I used to go there often in summer.

I had a running joke with a Spanish colleague (who used to swim there, too) about wearing a pair of socks down my trunks.

One birthday she bought me a pair of socks, laughing as she gave them to me 😑