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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 12h

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 12h

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Politicians like Zohran Mamdani get out there and mingle with the people they want to vote for them. These politicians are more in touch with voters and their concerns.

Self-important, unstable Nancy Mace, on the other hand, uses cops to keep voters at a distance when she goes through an airport.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 1d

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 12h

"At the White House, Donald Trump took a break from surveying demolition of the East Wing to comment on Thomas, stating, “He had a good run."

Navy Accidentally Strikes Superyacht Carrying Clarence Thomas Near Venezuela

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called the sinking of the luxury vessel “an honest mistake.”

www.borowitzreport.com

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 4d

So now he's going for a #3rdTerm???

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 4d

“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer, struggling to breathe through his mask as he picked tomatoes. “I should be kicking some minority’s ass at Home Depot.”
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Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants

“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer.

www.borowitzreport.com

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 8d

Mr Newberger nails it again..

NEW BLUES TUNE - Man He Be Rotten

YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 14d

😂😂😂

Over 400 of Elon Musk’s Children Attended No Kings Rallies

“You take away Elon’s kids and almost no one was there," Trump claimed.

www.borowitzreport.com

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👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 🐸 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 16d

#NoKings .....
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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 16d

“My bags are packed for Washington, D.C.,” the disgraced royal told reporters at Heathrow airport. “If you’re a pedophile, it’s a sanctuary city.”

Prince Andrew Announces He Will Move to America Where Government Protects Pedophiles

“If you’re a pedophile, Washington is a sanctuary city.”

www.borowitzreport.com

Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 17d

#NoKings

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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 17d

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 17d

Johnson said that he and his fellow Republicans would push for a repeal of the First Amendment to “prevent it from being exploited by evildoers in the future.”
“We’d be so much better off without the First Amendment,” he said. “The Second Amendment would move up to No. 1, which is where it belongs.”

Mike Johnson Accuses No Kings Protesters of Blatantly Exercising First Amendment Rights

The Speaker alleged that "far-left lunatics and Antifa members" were conspiring to take the First Amendment literally.

www.borowitzreport.com

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👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 🐸 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 17d

No kings......

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 23d

Outrageous Ice behavior. Very Nazi
Like. No denying it. And the lies coming out of Washington are disgraceful and totally disrespectful to most Americas

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 23d

One of the greats..😞
RIP Diane.

Hollywood and Fans Remember Diane Keaton

Tributes from colleagues and fans flooded social media as they learned of her death. Many celebrated her onscreen legacy and some noted her impact on their lives.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23d

Just got my CAVA bag stuffed with cash from George Soros to attend the #NoKings rally on October 18th. Still waiting to hear from Antifa headquarters if one of their corporate jets is available. Otherwise, I'll use my Delta "American Terrorists As Bad As Isis Fly Free" coupon. Glory!

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23d

The mainstream media loves making it seam like dysfunction in Washington is coming from both parties.

Hello?

Much of the GOP no longer accepts the rule of law, or the norms of democracy, or the legitimacy of the opposing party.

Enough of the false equivalence.

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Truck Fump @haroldaharcourt.bsky.social · 24d

😆“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”

Trump Rallies Angry Supporters Outside Nobel HQ in Oslo

“If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, you’ve got to fight like hell.”

www.borowitzreport.com

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