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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1h
By the way, anal acrobats actually use stomach breathing to relax the external sphincter...
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 3h
Fucking die! (Throw the empty gun at her.)
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 5h
Things are only getting easier for me. I'm a police man: Too-doo-roo-doo! (Imitate a siren.)
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 5h
On second thought, maybe I *need* someone to cramp my style every now and then...
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 6h
To me, you're my partner.
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 7h
Yes, I am an unbelievably corrupt cop. I am corrupt every opportunity I get.
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 9h
I said *I want to have fuck with you*
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 11h
Everything! Here I stand -- completely topless, assaulted by the elements!
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 13h
I'm gonna *fuck* you for the rest of my LIFE, you understand?
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 15h
I thought you liked figurines. I thought the figurines were for getting you back.
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 17h
In punching, someone always ends up being someone's bitch. Don't you know anything about male power structures, Kim?
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 19h
I did it because I'm a delusional washout cop who thinks he's a superstar. I just *do* shit.
harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 21h
I'm so fucking normal right now.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 23h
Kim, I think I should tell people to fuck off more often. It felt really good.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
I like you -- but I'm afraid to be around you, because you're a woman.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
I've been bad and I want someone to abuse me.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
You don't understand the seriousness of the situation. I'm an alcoholic. I need my fix.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
Broken bird. Feathers. (Nod knowingly.) This is all part of the mind-fuck on the cock-carousel.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
Of course... I get gunned down and die. Sorry fuck...
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
(Point to the floor.) ON THE DANCE FLOOR, NOW! Dance or face a disciplinary hearing!
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
This doesn't sound anything like me, I love birds!
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
The dark sarcophagus... (Pause dramatically.)
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
What's a postcard?
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
Capitalism. Capitalism fucked me beyond all recognition. Trant is right.
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harry du bois
@harrierdubot.bsky.social
· 1d
No, Kim. Every piece of garbage in this city *is* connected to the case.
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