harry du bois
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Please make an exception. I got the shakes bad, man. I need my pacifier.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Please make an exception. I got the shakes bad, man. I need my pacifier.
What's your favourite blue thing?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What's your favourite blue thing?
(Wipe away the tears.) Anyway... I can't believe you would use obscenities like that in front of a... a police officer. And you should wear a hat, too.
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
(Wipe away the tears.) Anyway... I can't believe you would use obscenities like that in front of a... a police officer. And you should wear a hat, too.
That's not my name. I'm Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau. That's what you should call me.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That's not my name. I'm Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau. That's what you should call me.
Beat it. You're cramping my style.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Beat it. You're cramping my style.
I'm sure I'm usually less intense. I don't know why this *stuff* is coming out of my mouth.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm sure I'm usually less intense. I don't know why this *stuff* is coming out of my mouth.
Why would I threaten to kill myself?! I mean, look at this world, I would love to stay!
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Why would I threaten to kill myself?! I mean, look at this world, I would love to stay!
I really don't need to be judged like this, especially after the amount of tax I've paid.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I really don't need to be judged like this, especially after the amount of tax I've paid.
Oh, you mean the *illegal drug lab*? There will be no shady shenanigans in the church, only love and anodic dance music.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oh, you mean the *illegal drug lab*? There will be no shady shenanigans in the church, only love and anodic dance music.
Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
Kim, how would you name the club?
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Kim, how would you name the club?
I will never be the same again. She's always there. Fuck the case. Fuck everything. Total doom.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I will never be the same again. She's always there. Fuck the case. Fuck everything. Total doom.
(Draw a 3,500 year old pictogram of a human being.)
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
(Draw a 3,500 year old pictogram of a human being.)
I miss my parents...
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I miss my parents...
Kim, did you know TipTop Tournée is actually an orgiastic ritual of capitalistic destruction? I had no idea!
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Kim, did you know TipTop Tournée is actually an orgiastic ritual of capitalistic destruction? I had no idea!
That's illegal. I expected more from you, Kim.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That's illegal. I expected more from you, Kim.
I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.
Fuckin' A, Kim. I've got your back. (Give the lieutenant a punch on the shoulder.)
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fuckin' A, Kim. I've got your back. (Give the lieutenant a punch on the shoulder.)
(Move the sandwich around in front of the lieutenant's mouth and make aircraft noises.)
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
(Move the sandwich around in front of the lieutenant's mouth and make aircraft noises.)
This was a pillow fight compared to The Gloaming that is soon at hand. We shall all perish in the coming cleanse.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This was a pillow fight compared to The Gloaming that is soon at hand. We shall all perish in the coming cleanse.
OH MY GOD, IT'S MINE, I DROVE MY CAR INTO THE SEA????!?!?!?!?!!!??!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
OH MY GOD, IT'S MINE, I DROVE MY CAR INTO THE SEA????!?!?!?!?!!!??!!!!
Did he hurt you? Is that why? Did you get some kind of sick *kick* out of killing him?
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Did he hurt you? Is that why? Did you get some kind of sick *kick* out of killing him?
Fuck you, Garte. Seriously, fuck you.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Fuck you, Garte. Seriously, fuck you.
We should ground the *owners* into fine paste and feed them to the pigs.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 AM
We should ground the *owners* into fine paste and feed them to the pigs.