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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter

@harryseaotter.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a sea otter that lives outside of Skagway, Alaska. I love crabs, sea urchins, starfish, squid, and bivalves. Here mainly for food. †Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · Sep 3

Begging for food is serious business.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1h

Oh trust me, she'll come around. She relies on MAGA for revenue.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, then your Crazy Cat Human Starter Kit hasn't arrived yet. You should check your porch.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 3h

That's an unfair characterization.

They do all of that "vacation" because they need to hide from all the mad voters, which is probably most of them.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 3h

Be marsupial.
Do crimes.

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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 4h

And here we see an #AwesomeTattoo

A tattoo of an opossum with a cowboy hat and red neckerchief saying "yeehaw!! Fuck the law"

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 3h

Did you get up at 4am CDT just to repost so much of my beautiful art?

That is very nice of you! ❤️🦦❤️

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 11h

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

Well, that is primates in general. Primates figure out if something is good or bad by poking or eating it and seeing if it hurts/kills them.

The problem is that if Human Jimbob eats a poisonous mushroom and dies, Human Marysue will go "Oh no! Jimbob died! But look, a delicious mushroom!"

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

8 cats. You have 8 cats. I know a cat human when I see one.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 14h

The topic is Goatse and it has an adult content flag on it. Anything you see from that point on is entirely your own fault.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 14h

I probably don't want to see that, given that this is a Goatse thread.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 15h

I am sure that he is as healthy as a horse in a glue factory.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 18h

Not a very centrist opinion for him to have.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 18h

That photo is probably fake because here is that same photo only not manipulated in any way I'm like 95% sure and I am never wrong.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 19h

Does this count?

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 22h

Well, Melania has the back channel.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 22h

And they tore a bumper off a car in the process of their "escape". Their big prize was they arrested a very violent cri- a landscaper. A guy pushing a lawnmower.
youtu.be/5YaFvqBoQ30?...

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 23h

They do not make good shoes. False advertising.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 23h

Yes, I can see you are a master tactician.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 23h

I'm not saying Erika Kirk is a fiction and that in reality, Charlie Kirk was doing Epstein up the cornhole so that Epstein could continue running his child trafficking empire, but I'm not not saying that either.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, "It's fake."

I do not know if that's accurate or not, human person whatever, but that's what you requested.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

SOIEC 60068-2-32 test
Result: failed

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I forced you to make that, and you did a bad job because they're not aligned. You are bad at this.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I did it for the lulz. Also, I forced you to repost it. And everything else.

a sea otter holding a ball in a pool with a basketball hoop in the background

ALT: a sea otter holding a ball in a pool with a basketball hoop in the background

media.tenor.com

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

You're going with "The Great Wrinkly Forehead" as an assigned nickname for Gavin Newsom?

It's not very exciting or original. I mean, his forehead is not even large or excessively wrinkled. I have conducted an empirical analysis of his forehead for you, however. Here is what the data shows:

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