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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!

@haveajawbreaker.bsky.social

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MDNI, i don't know how much nfsw i'll do on this account but the chance is always there, i'm lurking and i'm stalking when you least expect it

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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 19

MUSE DETAILS!

Candyman :)

He/It

Funny mutant guy from Lethal League (LLB specifically), frequent padded cell escaper, doesn't talk very much

7'1

Agender Pansexual

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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Mar 18

*the freak is breakdancing*

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Mar 17

*sitting crosslegged in the corner like a freak*

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Mar 17

heeheehee.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Mar 17

*whiffing a ball past the reader's head at the fucking speed of sound???*

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Mar 17

// i'm gonna be so fr i accidentally logged out of all of my accounts and forgot to relog into most of them

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Jan 1

oh, don't worry about it! i'll find a spot.

* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · Dec 31

[ He freezes. Well shit, now he's basically a culprit isn't he? Damn it. ]

* uh.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 31

wow!

*long pause.*

say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 31

wow!

*long pause.*

say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?

* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · Dec 27

[ He looks at the door, now back at the man. Now back at the door, now back at the man. Should he question what just happened? He isn't really paid enough for that. ]

* hi, welcome to the library.
* we sell books, we sell potions.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 21

*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.*

...hello!!

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 26

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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

clearly! it's nice to have knowledgeable friends.

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️ @alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · Dec 23

indeed! I do know. I know a lot of things. 😊

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

hm...

*froggy blink...*

okay! you seem like you would know.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

hm...

*froggy blink...*

okay! you seem like you would know.

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️ @alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · Dec 23

...you know what, don't worry about it! It means nothing. nothing at all! 😁

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get?

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get?

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️ @alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · Dec 23

oh dear. you don't know.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

what's a twink?

*was just called one.*

did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 23

what's a twink?

*was just called one.*

did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 21

whart

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 21

// i couldn't decide how his head feels, i had to flip a coin to decide between muppet and bowling ball

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 21

*biting down on his hand!!! he doesn't really have any teeth, it just feels like someone wearing a handpuppet is lightly grabbing him.*

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 21

*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.*

...hello!!

* 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝. @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social · Dec 20

@haveajawbreaker.bsky.social

[ Another day at the library, and the librarian is labeling a few potions. Today, he isn’t as tired as usual, which is surprising considering how he acts on a daily basis. Anyway, today has been slow, and nobody has shown up, but hopefully, that will change. ]

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

*blank stare. he has no idea what this means.*

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

ooooh. that would've been my first guess!

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

aaaah. i don't know what that means.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

ohh? what happened to you?

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

i think so! i don't really. remember.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

This was targeted.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

some of you people just suck so much!

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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! @haveajawbreaker.bsky.social · Dec 20

// not that he cares, if it works it works