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Mike Huckabee suddenly pulling out a Jaco riff
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She text me she text me not she text me she text me not she text me
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I don't think visuals in video games have been topped since Final Fantasy 12
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I can't believe it's already been 5 years since the Final Fantasy Tactics remaster came out
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I'm engaged in spiritual warfare with my stummy right now
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The only thing our elected officials hate more than doing their job is being held accountable for things 😔😔😔
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yeah I know asterisk * gaming just makes me so tired man
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It's a complete slam dunk for a normal video game and they still fucked it up!!!!
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I'm still mad about them making a cool looking new Wizardry game and it being a gacha instead of something I can pay a one time fee of 40-60 USD for
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When the fajitas come out sizzlin'
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Read a really fucking good DFW short story about suicide and man, it is so unfair he removed himself from this world when he probably had a good 30 years of writing left in him
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Wow; incredible new information you've presented to me — I should kill myself already
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Video Games attempt to square the circle in the effort to introduce an endless amount of novelty to an equivalent amount of tedium. Unenviable position tbh
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Final Fantasy NeverNude Crisis
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I'm on day 2 of unspecified tummy troubles that I think is just IBS
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DQ8 is kinda like minstrel song where you feel like they just directly made a SNES game in 3D. Some of the proportions on dungeons and shit is funny Like that first cave is just fuck huge for no reason and you're just hauling ass to the next town over
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Got the god damn no good Diverticulitis Blues
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Instead of jobs DQ8 has skill stat ups on level up that aren't explained until you put enough points into them and also can just straight up brick your build if you don't specialize? Lol reminds me of skills in Wizardry 6 and on
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It's a bit of a pocket dimension
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Is it unsurprising I already had it on the WL but don't remember adding it
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People gotta start making some normal ass games
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We need some sort of extinction level event for roguelites man
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I like how it kinda sets the tone differently from the past games! This Hero is with a peculiar crowd