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disaster-joy (mostly not on here atm) @joyfulcarla.bsky.social · 48m

which platform is best for preorders/pay-to-print?

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 47m

wanna try out international horror sometime

heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 1h

try saying that three times fast

crice rime crice rime crice rime

heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 1h

the spoonerism of rice crime is crice rime and i like that a lot

heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

this is not exactly a rice crime specifically but, it is abstractly one

my dad recently claimed that basically any grain could be cooked by SIMPLY POURING BOILING WATER FROM THE KETTLE ON IT

i asked him if he was sure and about lentils as an example

he said yes

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 1h

i think this is just not gonna be a fav but i wanna finish it now to see if it ever gets good???

the acting is good and the writing is good for something it isn't so far

maybe it gets better!!!

heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 1h

child abuse focus ending, horror beginning

took fully 28m

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 1h

20m in, still just child abuse

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 1h

so good tho

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MagicBear @magicbear.bsky.social · 1h

Being able to request accommodations is pretty good, but it's even better to not have to request anything because what you need is just already there!

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

like

10yo daughter who wants her to drop her off at the play but *not* stay bcz she's such a nightmare of a parent

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

mother literally saying fuck you at her daughter over and over and over again rn 10m in

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

is this gonna start being horror or is it just fully child abuse???

heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

aight time for The Monster (2016) and some worky times!!!

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

(ok maybe not proper proper but WAY BETTER THAN THAT AT LEAST. like. edible. normal human edible. not just hot water on grain.)

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

many

he taught me how to (properly) cook rice and lentils and all of it

he is *not* having any substantial dementia or anything like that that we can tell

he was just really really really doubling down on saying some bullshit to protect his ego

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

i have been tempted to make him some this way but the pettiness is not worth it

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

this is not exactly a rice crime specifically but, it is abstractly one

my dad recently claimed that basically any grain could be cooked by SIMPLY POURING BOILING WATER FROM THE KETTLE ON IT

i asked him if he was sure and about lentils as an example

he said yes

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haunted Je-ride 🎃 grampy radish @naptime.theolive.garden · 2h

RICE CRIMES REPORT:
I watched a woman pour boiling water from a kettle over a wire strainer full of COOKED RICE

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#1 girl cuddling fan @publicsexforest.golf · 2h

🩸 gender affirming got all my mom's health issues

big neutrals @boymoder.meangirls.online · 2h

know the difference:

"my gastrointestinal system is too functional im such a crohnhon" -> bad, rotting your brain, if you find this funny you should kiss your sister

"gender affirming gastrointestinal distress" -> hilarious, peak of comedy, everyone will love you forever

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

aight time for The Monster (2016) and some worky times!!!

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 2h

*hugs*

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 3h

i love u too bestie

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heartpunk (sophie!!) @heartpunk.bsky.social · 4h

i hope u get it soon

(i almost typoed that as tit and if u so like i hope u get tit soon too)

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𝄞࿐₊⊹ 𝐬𝐲𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 ت @sydneyy.smokes.lol · 4h

you’re allowed to be hurt that someone blocked you, and the person who blocked you is allowed to cut you off.

two things can be true at the same time

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 8h

I saw a post that claimed they saw a post, but I couldn't find a citation. The post was:

Every programming language has one of two flaws:

* it has macros
* it doesn't have macros

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 8h

do bodybuilders like to program in lisp? they both care a lot about macros

Urge Person @bernardsweb.net · 8h

Macros should be smaller and more efficient. Micros.

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