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@helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social

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overfamiliar but unengaging chicago homosexual

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 3h

amazing watching some of my favorite bands and songwriters do middle-aged dad posting on here

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 12h

Not Ryan Murphy getting his disgusting little hands on mother Laurie Metcalf 😔

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 12h

😋🍽️

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 13h

If A Little Life is about friendship then the only message you could possibly take from it is that friendship is a dangerous and terrifying evil that will ruin your life, render it joyless, ultimately kill you, and should be avoided at all costs

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 13h

"There are two novels that can change a bookish 14-year old’s life: Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood. The other, of course, involves orcs."

"Atlas Needs You to Spot Him Like 20 Billion Dollars: 1st Argentinian Edition" by Ayn Rand

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 13h

ok!

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

i don't have a fat cock for you on these Fridays but my boyfriend has one so just pay attention to that while I give you a back rub

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

got my chair ready

gummi bear chair

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

patrick and i just had a watch party of this

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

you and my weirdo boyfriend can have a club for people who like weirdo candy that tastes like toothpaste while i sit there and make this face ☹️

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

i can be in the most hopeless and miserable mood imaginable and my boyfriend will just, like, touch my arm for five minutes and I feel like a person again. took me almost 40 years but can't believe i finally found that feeling ❤️❤️

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

One of your own was kidnapped and you're dead silent. The cowardice is incredible. I hope when she's free she tells you all to fuck yourselves.

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

#letterboxdfriday #LastFourWatched

Clue (2/5), Minority Report (3.5/5), Rear Window (4/5), Witness for the Prosecution (3.5/5)

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus!

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

If you can learn to love bad movies as much as I do Swept Away is an instant classic

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

You're just saying that because my hottest take is that Madonna was a better Evita than Patti LuPone

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

i can't read

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

movie

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

yeah but he likes the terrible TV version so I dunno take it with a grain of salt

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

And at least Precious isn't a fucking big pharma lawyer who never does or says anything nice or good to anyone ever

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

literally cannot think of a contemporary literary figure who suffers to such a pornographic degree as Jude except Precious, which also sucks and is why I always compare them

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

The Shining is boring

this has been my scorching hot spooky season take. tune in next year for more scorching hot spooky season takes

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

lmaooooo

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

Also as an over-educated gay dude who has been depressed and s**c***l my whole life and has mostly never gotten better, I have a hatred of that character and how insulted I feel by him that's probably pathological, so take this all with a shaker of salt

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 1d

also, back to The Book: Jude being found in a dumpster and then raped by every adult he meets is just... I dunno. No amount of evocative dinner scenes and emotional devastation can make up for how embarrassed I feel for her that she even wrote that.