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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 6h

i don't have a fat cock for you on these Fridays but my boyfriend has one so just pay attention to that while I give you a back rub

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 6h

got my chair ready

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 7h

patrick and i just had a watch party of this

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 7h

you and my weirdo boyfriend can have a club for people who like weirdo candy that tastes like toothpaste while i sit there and make this face ☹️

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 8h

i can be in the most hopeless and miserable mood imaginable and my boyfriend will just, like, touch my arm for five minutes and I feel like a person again. took me almost 40 years but can't believe i finally found that feeling ❤️❤️

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 8h

One of your own was kidnapped and you're dead silent. The cowardice is incredible. I hope when she's free she tells you all to fuck yourselves.

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

#letterboxdfriday #LastFourWatched

Clue (2/5), Minority Report (3.5/5), Rear Window (4/5), Witness for the Prosecution (3.5/5)

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

Jesus!

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

If you can learn to love bad movies as much as I do Swept Away is an instant classic

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

You're just saying that because my hottest take is that Madonna was a better Evita than Patti LuPone

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

i can't read

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

movie

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 9h

yeah but he likes the terrible TV version so I dunno take it with a grain of salt

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 10h

And at least Precious isn't a fucking big pharma lawyer who never does or says anything nice or good to anyone ever

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 10h

literally cannot think of a contemporary literary figure who suffers to such a pornographic degree as Jude except Precious, which also sucks and is why I always compare them

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 10h

The Shining is boring

this has been my scorching hot spooky season take. tune in next year for more scorching hot spooky season takes

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

lmaooooo

kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

Also as an over-educated gay dude who has been depressed and s**c***l my whole life and has mostly never gotten better, I have a hatred of that character and how insulted I feel by him that's probably pathological, so take this all with a shaker of salt

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

also, back to The Book: Jude being found in a dumpster and then raped by every adult he meets is just... I dunno. No amount of evocative dinner scenes and emotional devastation can make up for how embarrassed I feel for her that she even wrote that.

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

also she seems only to be interested in people as rich and educated as her which to me just makes her an uninteresting storyteller

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

i get that, but i've seen her interviewed and she just seems like an over-privileged, over-educated, out-of-touch weirdo who's somehow disguised her singular, consuming obsession with child rape as fascinating and enigmatic when she's actually just a maladjusted mean girl who enjoys pain

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

have you read People in the Trees? like there's something at least a *little* bit wrong with her

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

oh no! it's the decade-a-versary of The Novelization of Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (Gay Edition)

Colin @yrcnr.bsky.social · 16h

Happy 10 Years of Hanya Yanagihara Derangement Syndrome. They could never make me hate A Little Life.

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kit @helluvabttmcrtr.bsky.social · 15h

lol love you but i am a proud sufferer fuck that lady

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