Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
world famous podcaster | award winning producer | tedx speaker | part time comedian. email: [email protected]
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Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
· Jan 26
you all are crashing out and doing the most.
breathe.
log off and fucking breathe.
breathe.
log off and fucking breathe.
i’m watching the traitors and
uh
stephen…that ain’t where we know you from!!
uh
stephen…that ain’t where we know you from!!
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i’m watching the traitors and
uh
stephen…that ain’t where we know you from!!
uh
stephen…that ain’t where we know you from!!
food apps gotta ban restaurants from using AI generated photos of their food.
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
food apps gotta ban restaurants from using AI generated photos of their food.
pigs in a blanket look like uncut dick tips.
exhibit a
exhibit a
January 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
pigs in a blanket look like uncut dick tips.
exhibit a
exhibit a
20 years ago
rings rather true.
rings rather true.
Special Alert: Horoscope U.S.A.
A planetary configuration not seen since 1776 is coming our way, heralding chaos, revolution, and rebirth.
www.vanityfair.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
20 years ago
rings rather true.
rings rather true.
damn :(
Damn, I just heard the news this morning. If you've seen America's Test Kitchen over the past few years, you've seen Elle.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/08/e...
www.tmz.com/2026/01/08/e...
'America's Test Kitchen' Chef Elle Simone Scott Dead at 49
Chef Elle Simone Scott -- who appeared on PBS' "America's Test Kitchen" -- has died from ovarian cancer.
www.tmz.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
damn :(
I shall watch Polly in his honor
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I shall watch Polly in his honor
i randomly say “BLACK LADY COURT ROOM 👏🏾👏🏾” a few times a week
A Black Lady Sketch Show had some hilarious jokes
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
i randomly say “BLACK LADY COURT ROOM 👏🏾👏🏾” a few times a week
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policing language, in their mind, is "fracturing coalition" and "eroding solidarity."
when we're literally trying to tell you: you aren't the ally you think you are & are still *very much* a part of the problem.
it's all based in this belief that they graciously allowed us into their arena.
when we're literally trying to tell you: you aren't the ally you think you are & are still *very much* a part of the problem.
it's all based in this belief that they graciously allowed us into their arena.
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
policing language, in their mind, is "fracturing coalition" and "eroding solidarity."
when we're literally trying to tell you: you aren't the ally you think you are & are still *very much* a part of the problem.
it's all based in this belief that they graciously allowed us into their arena.
when we're literally trying to tell you: you aren't the ally you think you are & are still *very much* a part of the problem.
it's all based in this belief that they graciously allowed us into their arena.
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it's actually quite insane (no it's not) how many white liberals still think this all boils down to a battle of left vs. right
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
it's actually quite insane (no it's not) how many white liberals still think this all boils down to a battle of left vs. right
you can’t mute posts on threads
ew
ew
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
you can’t mute posts on threads
ew
ew
threads is having a meltdown over las culturistas.
here’s my thing of “taken out of context” quotes.
more often than not: folks had no business saying whatever it was in the first place.
here’s my thing of “taken out of context” quotes.
more often than not: folks had no business saying whatever it was in the first place.
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
threads is having a meltdown over las culturistas.
here’s my thing of “taken out of context” quotes.
more often than not: folks had no business saying whatever it was in the first place.
here’s my thing of “taken out of context” quotes.
more often than not: folks had no business saying whatever it was in the first place.
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was called “fine shit” for the first time last night. y’all need to leave some of these terms to the children.
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
was called “fine shit” for the first time last night. y’all need to leave some of these terms to the children.
😏
Is “middle of the night sex” a thing? I always felt like it would hit different waking up between 2-4 am and suddenly going at it
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
😏
i fell asleep but
WTF WAS SMACKDOWN LAST NIGHT
WTF WAS SMACKDOWN LAST NIGHT
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
i fell asleep but
WTF WAS SMACKDOWN LAST NIGHT
WTF WAS SMACKDOWN LAST NIGHT
!!!!!
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
!!!!!
damn.
they cut PBS News West right before the holiday.
they cut PBS News West right before the holiday.
PBS News notes this Sunday will be “PBS News Weekend’s” last due to federal budget cuts
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
damn.
they cut PBS News West right before the holiday.
they cut PBS News West right before the holiday.
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The army during dont ask dont tell:
Why is no one banning FRUITCAKE? GET RID OF THAT NASTY SHIT!!!
9. What is your dessert hot take?
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The army during dont ask dont tell:
germany hates cody. eh?
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
germany hates cody. eh?
chocolate chip will never lose its power
HALLELUJAH.
HALLELUJAH.
4. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
chocolate chip will never lose its power
HALLELUJAH.
HALLELUJAH.
idk. “helpless” and “hopeless” are becoming terms of white ineptitude FOR ME.
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
idk. “helpless” and “hopeless” are becoming terms of white ineptitude FOR ME.
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
i’ve always hated a “i pay you to teach me” ass student.
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
i’ve always hated a “i pay you to teach me” ass student.
matt rodgers and bowen yang are
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
matt rodgers and bowen yang are
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
i—
Buddy. Her FHM magazine photoshoot...
I understand if it was off your radar.
I understand if it was off your radar.
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i—
omg.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
omg.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
rachel ray’s food isn’t good but she changed the game with the garbage bowl
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
rachel ray’s food isn’t good but she changed the game with the garbage bowl