Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
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Xavier D’Leau
@xavierdleau.com
· Jan 26
you all are crashing out and doing the most.
breathe.
log off and fucking breathe.
breathe.
log off and fucking breathe.
germany hates cody. eh?
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
germany hates cody. eh?
chocolate chip will never lose its power
HALLELUJAH.
HALLELUJAH.
4. What is your favorite kind of cookie?
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
chocolate chip will never lose its power
HALLELUJAH.
HALLELUJAH.
idk. “helpless” and “hopeless” are becoming terms of white ineptitude FOR ME.
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
idk. “helpless” and “hopeless” are becoming terms of white ineptitude FOR ME.
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
WE never could afford to be which is how we persevered (see hymnals and such)
i’m becoming a little prickly when it comes to that sentiment coming from Black folks
i’ve always hated a “i pay you to teach me” ass student.
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
i’ve always hated a “i pay you to teach me” ass student.
matt rodgers and bowen yang are
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
matt rodgers and bowen yang are
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
getting packed tf up on threads this morning for being ill-informed and rather racist for saying donating to Rep. Crockett’s campaign is a waste of money and to vote for another candidate that they seemingly no nothing about.
i—
Buddy. Her FHM magazine photoshoot...
I understand if it was off your radar.
I understand if it was off your radar.
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i—
omg.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
omg.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
flavor of love premiered January 2006.
rachel ray’s food isn’t good but she changed the game with the garbage bowl
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
rachel ray’s food isn’t good but she changed the game with the garbage bowl
i still say Gar on tee lmao
PBS and Chef Justin had the first cooking show I ever watched.
January 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
i still say Gar on tee lmao
same!
and Auntie Lydia
and Auntie Lydia
I am an OG OG 🤣 I learned a lot from PBS 🙃🙃
Martin Yan, Jacques Pépin, and Jeff Smith 🤭
Martin Yan, Jacques Pépin, and Jeff Smith 🤭
January 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
same!
and Auntie Lydia
and Auntie Lydia
i’ve switched over to watching America’s Test Kitchen now.
but she spoke truth to power about food network!
but she spoke truth to power about food network!
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
i’ve switched over to watching America’s Test Kitchen now.
but she spoke truth to power about food network!
but she spoke truth to power about food network!
Reposted by Xavier D’Leau
Every word. EVERY WORD
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Every word. EVERY WORD
i will say
none of y'all are seeing me down to the price is right!
none of y'all are seeing me down to the price is right!
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
i will say
none of y'all are seeing me down to the price is right!
none of y'all are seeing me down to the price is right!
bidets are our eco friends.
Toilet paper, a product that is used for a few seconds before being disposed of forever, is made with energy-intensive manufacturing processes and chemicals like chlorine that pollute the environment.
Eco-friendly toilet papers are trendy, but their actual environmental impacts vary
Toilet paper, a product that is used for a few seconds before being disposed of forever, is made with energy-intensive manufacturing processes and chemicals like chlorine that pollute the environment.
bit.ly
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
bidets are our eco friends.
i loosed myself from my CLEAR subscription.
it's not effective for me.
it's not effective for me.
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i loosed myself from my CLEAR subscription.
it's not effective for me.
it's not effective for me.
"the opposite of love is not hate. it's indifference."
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"the opposite of love is not hate. it's indifference."
FACE CLAP.
SHE HAS FACE CLAP
SHE HAS FACE CLAP
Did you see Bethany’s face? She said she has a bacterial infection.
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
FACE CLAP.
SHE HAS FACE CLAP
SHE HAS FACE CLAP
this st. barths shit is crazy omg!
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
this st. barths shit is crazy omg!
Reposted by Xavier D’Leau
This is big “Let’s sprinkle some crack on her & get the hell outta here” energy
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This is big “Let’s sprinkle some crack on her & get the hell outta here” energy
Speaking of....
a lot of the Black ladies who love ladies were in there....
so if you're looking to meet somebody...
a lot of the Black ladies who love ladies were in there....
so if you're looking to meet somebody...
I loved the live band and rolls. Last time I went, Queen Latifah was there too. I need to go back
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Speaking of....
a lot of the Black ladies who love ladies were in there....
so if you're looking to meet somebody...
a lot of the Black ladies who love ladies were in there....
so if you're looking to meet somebody...