Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
I live in a forest in the Blue Ridge Mountains
At 02:25 into Thelma Houston’s “Don’t Leave Me This Way”
“What song would have made you try ❄️ in Studio 54?”
ALL UP IN YOUR MIND
Alright
PURE/HONEY
ALL UP IN YOUR MIND
Alright
PURE/HONEY
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
At 02:25 into Thelma Houston’s “Don’t Leave Me This Way”
Who did the body?
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Who did the body?
New from Quaker, Captain Crunch with Dingleberries.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
New from Quaker, Captain Crunch with Dingleberries.
“It’s my prerogative, I fall when I want to fall”
I love him but this so fuckin funny🤣🤣 I’m glad he okay
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“It’s my prerogative, I fall when I want to fall”
I know she is lowercase b broke
Nicki Minaj's $20 million California mansion will likely be put up for sale if the rapper doesn't pay a security guard by Jan. 22, a judge has warned.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I know she is lowercase b broke
2 Carlos Boozers
How many bottle of bigen y’all think they used?
Jaylen Brown Covers ESSENCE’s Sexiest Men of the Moment issue.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
2 Carlos Boozers
The live concert was in black and white
Not saying Im old, but I saw NE in concert when Bobby was still in the group.
[November 25th, 1985] Bobby Brown was voted out of New Edition. The group, under pressure from management due to Brown's behavioral problems, decided he should leave the group.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The live concert was in black and white
That’s the form you develop after the 10th time hearing your Mom screw a social services supervisor.
Forrest really turned that corner like prime Michael Johnson.
a man in a blue shirt is walking down a dirt road surrounded by trees
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is walking down a dirt road surrounded by trees
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That’s the form you develop after the 10th time hearing your Mom screw a social services supervisor.
Macron's wife
What’s a French 75?
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Macron's wife
NFL-quality take, here.
"I love pecans suspended in corn syrup!"
"I love pecans suspended in corn syrup!"
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
NFL-quality take, here.
"I love pecans suspended in corn syrup!"
"I love pecans suspended in corn syrup!"
Being high is only fun if other people are, too.
What’s your Thanksgiving hot take?
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Being high is only fun if other people are, too.
Nah, I know they decided on the name first and asked ChatGPT to come up with options for its meaning.
wait, i just learned MS NOW is supposed to stand for "My Source for News, Opinion and the World"
a woman is sitting at a table eating chicken wings and drinking a soda .
Alt: a woman is sitting at a table eating food and yells "YUCK!"
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Nah, I know they decided on the name first and asked ChatGPT to come up with options for its meaning.
Monica's goons said "The boy is mine!"
Did anybody hear him Holla Holla for help?
I can't believe Ja Rule got jumped at the Brandy and Monica concert. The whole thing sounds like a madlib tbh 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Monica's goons said "The boy is mine!"
I don't even want to hear what Ja Rule has to say about Ja Rule getting beat up.
I can't believe Ja Rule got jumped at the Brandy and Monica concert. The whole thing sounds like a madlib tbh 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't even want to hear what Ja Rule has to say about Ja Rule getting beat up.
Heihachi Mishima better watch out for you!
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Heihachi Mishima better watch out for you!
Dahl's "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator"
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dahl's "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator"
There's an Epstein-style cabal getting women to marry these otherwise-unfuckable Republicans.
See Patel, Kash.
See Patel, Kash.
I wouldn't be surprised one bit if we learned Kirk was set-up by his wife.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There's an Epstein-style cabal getting women to marry these otherwise-unfuckable Republicans.
See Patel, Kash.
See Patel, Kash.
"May you get the diarrhea you deserve." - Ancient Carter proverb
Well you know what.... You let AI create your recipe and you deserve whatever diarrhea you get.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"May you get the diarrhea you deserve." - Ancient Carter proverb
When you sit in the bath too long, I call it making soup. This is EGREGIOUS.
A local artist traded me some odd objects for some of my art. One was a soup bomb. I assumed ”bomb” meant it was for the bath, maybe a little vegetal. My mom LOVES baths.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
Turns out it was soup. In a ball. And my mom had to call for help to get out of the bathtub.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When you sit in the bath too long, I call it making soup. This is EGREGIOUS.
If anyone has Switch games for sale, I'm looking to get some for my 7 and 9 year old.
Especially looking for Smash Brothers.
Especially looking for Smash Brothers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If anyone has Switch games for sale, I'm looking to get some for my 7 and 9 year old.
Especially looking for Smash Brothers.
Especially looking for Smash Brothers.
My wife's grandmother passed a week ago at 93 years old and fortunately got to spend her final months with my in-laws at home. Her health had been in decline.
An aunt on my side learned about the passing on FB and asked how she passed. Was it wrong of me to say the parachute failed to open?
An aunt on my side learned about the passing on FB and asked how she passed. Was it wrong of me to say the parachute failed to open?
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My wife's grandmother passed a week ago at 93 years old and fortunately got to spend her final months with my in-laws at home. Her health had been in decline.
An aunt on my side learned about the passing on FB and asked how she passed. Was it wrong of me to say the parachute failed to open?
An aunt on my side learned about the passing on FB and asked how she passed. Was it wrong of me to say the parachute failed to open?
The Hornets basketball team was slightly less popular than the Hornets Starter jacket.
This was back when the Hornets were everybody's favorite team, even if they had another, real favorite team lol
November 17, 1992: Larry Johnson (21 PTS), Kendall Gill (18 PTS), and Alonzo Mourning (15 PTS) put on a slam dunk exhibition against the Mavericks in Charlotte.
Muggsy Bogues dished out nine AST for the Hornets, who defeated Dallas, 134-111.
📺 ESPN
Muggsy Bogues dished out nine AST for the Hornets, who defeated Dallas, 134-111.
📺 ESPN
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Hornets basketball team was slightly less popular than the Hornets Starter jacket.
No one would care if it had zero altruism. There's tons of money in green initiatives.
Trump gave up on solar and handed that entire industry's future to China.
Trump gave up on solar and handed that entire industry's future to China.
Imagine if Silicon Valley cared as much about clean energy and clean transportation as they do about artificial intelligence...
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No one would care if it had zero altruism. There's tons of money in green initiatives.
Trump gave up on solar and handed that entire industry's future to China.
Trump gave up on solar and handed that entire industry's future to China.
Airport and airline staff deal with assholes in suits and "professional attire" every day.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Airport and airline staff deal with assholes in suits and "professional attire" every day.