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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 4h

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth criminal

Tinka BMore @tinka-bmore.bsky.social · 4h

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 6h

I knew this was you, Gary Gulman.

Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 6h

you’re just gonna have to trust me on this but I am also the height and weight of an NFL quarterback

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 6h

Now we know what it would look like if Macho Man Randy Savage replaced Tom Hanks in “Philadelphia.”

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 6h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 8h

Hot buffalo garlic and bleu cheese

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 1d

I’m bringing you a free 10pc wing
What Flavor and dip should it be?

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 8h

“Condoleezza Rice”

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 8h

Steak medium rare, Pittsburgh outside.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 8h

My version is that they were called flutter byes and someone mixed it up

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

You really are a beef jerky aficionado

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

Without the express written consent of Major League Baseball!??!!

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 9h

The Virtue Signal!

Calling someone out for virtue signaling is virtue signaling itself!

Welcome to the paradox.

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 10h

Pathetically, he wasn't even the first to do it.

Meatball gets whatever the opposite of credit is.

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10h

Greg Abbott trumpets his major accomplishment this week: ripping up rainbow crosswalks. Under his governorship, Texas has continued its position as the epicenter of violent crime in the United States and the state with the largest number of persons without access to healthcare.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

real Fox News chyron

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 11h

There is no way DHS has made their officers aware of the TRO or require them to work under its guidelines.

Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 12h

This arrest appears to be in direct violation of a temporary restraining order prohibiting DHS officers from arresting journalists. The officers here may well be subject to contempt of court. protectdemocracy.org/wp-content/u...

It is hereby ORDERED that Defendants,' their officers, agents, assigns, and all
persons acting in concert with them (hereafter referred to as "Federal Agents"), are temporarily
ENJOINED in this judicial district from:
a.
Dispersing, arresting, threatening to arrest, threatening or using physical
force against any person whom they know or reasonably should know is a Journalist, unless Defendants have probable cause to believe that the individual has committed a crime.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 11h

He's tried to do collabs and more of the same, which no one is on board for.

Go do some live shows and rebuild the momentum. There are hundreds of musical styles and cultures left to appropriate.

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 11h

In theory, this does make sense. But the truth is that he doesn't have any more fire ass summer bops left in him.

He put out MULTIPLE albums, songs, and feature verses in the last year and it's been nothing but flops.

FromTweets2Skeets @holmadick.bsky.social · 11h

Drake could've left it alone, took a hiatus, did some 'stay low and build' type rehab on his image, then popped out with a fire ass summer bop... and all would've been forgotten.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 11h

Peter Thiel believes that slowing down AI's unchecked development will somehow bring about the anti-christ.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 11h

9.9 out of 10 on the Susan Collins "Do Nothing" Scale

Yung Garlic Knot @35mmpapi.com · 12h

Where does “strongly oppose” fall on Susan’s concern scale?

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 12h

New from Susan Collins: “I strongly oppose OMB Director Russ Vought’s attempt to permanently lay off federal workers who have been furloughed due to a completely unnecessary government shutdown caused by Senator Schumer.”

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

I've wondered if scammers get some kind of information from iMessage recipients doing "block and report junk"

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

If I was in HR, you'd never, everrrrr work with a Todd.

Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 12h

Imagine if we could throw away resumes based on names, like "Bill," or "George," or "Mike." Rob/Rod/Ron, Dan/Don. Bet you this ship would be righted QUICKLY.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

Fully agree with this. It exposes 98% of elected Dems as Centrists who will do anything to keep the status quo.

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12h

my genuine theory is that dems know once they admit to a little of the fascism they have to admit to all of it and they are trying to avoid that at all costs

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12h

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

We were talking about how mayors were scared of their police departments years ago on the bird.

That police were fully unaccountable to both the executive and local legislative branches/oversight boards.

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 12h

Betterhelp, but fake, AI therapists.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 13h

You can’t untangle capitalism from it.

Slavery was so entrenched because it was justified as a financial and spiritual necessity.

ICE TEA @immaculateice.bsky.social · 14h

This is the weirdest cult ever. They are America First Christian Nationalist but want to sell us out to Islamic states???

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 14h

……. aight man

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 14h

This was Amazon until they became a cloud hosting business and Tesla only made money on their carbon offset sales.

What alternate evil will make AI companies profitable in the end?

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 15h

AI doesn't make money, it burns it. And unlike every other big tech innovation of our lifetime, it actually gets LESS profitable as it scales larger and larger.

It's the opposite of a viable business model.

Sun God Bran @branbuilt.co · 15h

All that money being poured into AI somehow tells me there's no money in AI lol

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 14h

If you’re the designated grocery shopper, you never take your family in with you.

They always want stuff that’s not BOGO or name brand.

Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 16h

Need Cerrome to show up at work in some big Tom Brady Uggs

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Evan @nerditry.myatproto.social · 16h

You can’t just ask for oxtail gravy on your rice and peas without a little kindness foreplay, first 😂