Evan
@nerditry.myatproto.social
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I live in a forest in the Blue Ridge Mountains
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My generation got a distorted view of The B-52s from Love Shack the same way Gen Z did of Outkast from Hey Ya.
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I’ve been eyeballing 4WD Excursions 😂
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She calls it a soft landing.
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
nerditry.myatproto.social
This man is on the verge of exhaustion
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
nerditry.myatproto.social
This!

Somehow my team’s coach, Erik Spoelstra, keeps being referred to as one of the league’s best when the offense has been horrific for 5+ years.
thefarmerjones.bsky.social
Good time to remember that there are no truly great coaches in any sport. Literally none, ever. There are shitty ones and decent ones and pretty good ones, but the good ones only ever look great when they have elite talent, and will look mediocre or even shitty as soon as they don't.
nerditry.myatproto.social
When you're the best, you deserve recognition.
nerditry.myatproto.social
Republicans say they want doctors trained to "perform abortions discretely, with the mistress required to sign a binding NDA."
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I saved clips of his run for office for when my large son asks why he can't play football.
nerditry.myatproto.social
He and Herschel Walker split custody on 10 brain cells.
nerditry.myatproto.social
I was raised on the Bread of Affliction!
nerditry.myatproto.social
Show me a matzoh wrap right now
nerditry.myatproto.social
I'm asking for a "hot dog, wrapped in meal, binder, and bullshit, then deep fried" next time I visit Sonic.
nerditry.myatproto.social
A corn dog is technically a hot dog empanada.
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This answer resonates deeply.
nerditry.myatproto.social
You have to be a loser to join ICE in the first place.

But that roast hit him so hard he remembered how he felt being joked on school.
nerditry.myatproto.social
Is a corn dog a sandwich?

Must a sandwich have an opening?
breadbae.blacksky.app
I would argue for it to be a sandwich, based on the standard definition of a sandwich — any food between btwn bread.

Which means the food must be on bread. And bread requires a leavening agent and meal.
nerditry.myatproto.social
Don Bluth was an emotional terrorist.
thatericalper.com
All dogs go to heaven.
nerditry.myatproto.social
STAY AND GET AGGRESSIVELY PRAISED
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Oh, but I'M the menace
nerditry.myatproto.social
He's been wearing that since 2005. Leave him the hell alone, biggun.
nerditry.myatproto.social
How does he not know this about his own kind?

Every white man dressed like that is ready to fight.
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The #1 pop of wild Midwesterners
nerditry.myatproto.social
Love that everyone is talking about Baskets. A weird, but lovable tv series from 2016.