Beegs
@worstmillennial.bsky.social
Film, horror and X-Men
(F)agneto Was Right 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇲🇽 👬
(F)agneto Was Right 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇲🇽 👬
I'm another year older. I have more grey hairs, more energy, more bulk and less shame about an underwear photoshoot
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm another year older. I have more grey hairs, more energy, more bulk and less shame about an underwear photoshoot
I don't like donuts. They generally taste gross and I can taste the grossness until I brush my teeth
What this site needs is more incendiary dessert takes
i think someone blocked me over my incendiary dessert take lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don't like donuts. They generally taste gross and I can taste the grossness until I brush my teeth
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
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Several ICE Agents Horribly Disemboweled During Attempt to Deport GWAR Back to Scumdoggia thehardtimes.net/music/severa...
Several ICE Agents Horribly Disemboweled During Attempt to Deport GWAR Back to Scumdoggia
Several ICE agents had their internal organs forcibly removed during a recent raid on “The Slave Pit,” home of the extraterrestrial rock band GWAR.
thehardtimes.net
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Several ICE Agents Horribly Disemboweled During Attempt to Deport GWAR Back to Scumdoggia thehardtimes.net/music/severa...
Fixed it: Hegseth threatens to make the Boy Scouts better by severing its ties with the U.S military
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Fixed it: Hegseth threatens to make the Boy Scouts better by severing its ties with the U.S military
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Paula Abdul is now my all-time favorite guest judge on Drag Race
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Paula Abdul is now my all-time favorite guest judge on Drag Race
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(in Nicole Kidman voice)
We make games better
We make games better
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
(in Nicole Kidman voice)
We make games better
We make games better
Gay HORSE,where you have to recite a monologue
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Gay HORSE,where you have to recite a monologue
There are gays that publicly call themselves Centrists in 2025? Lol what?
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There are gays that publicly call themselves Centrists in 2025? Lol what?
Thanksgiving Socialism challenges:
- tell your MAGA guests that they can't attend if they used any publicly funded infrastructure to get there
- if your uncle has a heart attack, make sure he has private self-paid health insurance before calling an ambulance
- tell your MAGA guests that they can't attend if they used any publicly funded infrastructure to get there
- if your uncle has a heart attack, make sure he has private self-paid health insurance before calling an ambulance
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thanksgiving Socialism challenges:
- tell your MAGA guests that they can't attend if they used any publicly funded infrastructure to get there
- if your uncle has a heart attack, make sure he has private self-paid health insurance before calling an ambulance
- tell your MAGA guests that they can't attend if they used any publicly funded infrastructure to get there
- if your uncle has a heart attack, make sure he has private self-paid health insurance before calling an ambulance
White people born in Colorado who call themselves Native and have Native bumperstickers on their cars are some of the most insufferable and tone deaf people you will ever meet
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
White people born in Colorado who call themselves Native and have Native bumperstickers on their cars are some of the most insufferable and tone deaf people you will ever meet
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was suddenly overcome with a irresistible urge to rekindle my relationship with an old babysitter named Maximum Overdrive
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was suddenly overcome with a irresistible urge to rekindle my relationship with an old babysitter named Maximum Overdrive
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Neighbor Indicted in Murder of ‘King of the Hill’ Star Jonathan Joss
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Neighbor Indicted in Murder of 'King of the Hill' Star Jonathan Joss
Sigfredo Ceja Alvarez has been indicted in the murder of 'King of the Hill' star Jonathan Joss.
www.rollingstone.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Neighbor Indicted in Murder of ‘King of the Hill’ Star Jonathan Joss
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Four Inhabitants of Mexico, 1938
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Four Inhabitants of Mexico, 1938
My main issue with Keeper is that it forces us to sit through an exposition dump, but it doesn't tell us the things we actually need to know. Tatiana Maslany was incredible as usual, and even though I was lukewarm on this movie, I'll still watch anything Osgood Perkins does
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My main issue with Keeper is that it forces us to sit through an exposition dump, but it doesn't tell us the things we actually need to know. Tatiana Maslany was incredible as usual, and even though I was lukewarm on this movie, I'll still watch anything Osgood Perkins does
I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters and that soundtrack lives in my head now
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters and that soundtrack lives in my head now
I may not be a personal trainer anymore, but I still dabble in the occasional flex and nip slip
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I may not be a personal trainer anymore, but I still dabble in the occasional flex and nip slip
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WHO MADE THIS FLORENCE LAPUGHPUGH omg
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
WHO MADE THIS FLORENCE LAPUGHPUGH omg
Patton Oswalt was suspended from Bluesky for saying that Megyn Kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors, which is so wild because who just has a spare woodchopper laying around?
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Patton Oswalt was suspended from Bluesky for saying that Megyn Kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors, which is so wild because who just has a spare woodchopper laying around?
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
JD Vance awkwardly saying he's a Grok guy to impress Sean Hannity is like when little closeted me used to say "I'm a tits guy" to the boys
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
JD Vance awkwardly saying he's a Grok guy to impress Sean Hannity is like when little closeted me used to say "I'm a tits guy" to the boys
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.