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Paul L'Astname
@harlanquinzel.bsky.social
He/they/gay

📍STL
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need a coworker fag hag like her
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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had a dream about jonathan bailey
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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My favorite cookies to make (and subsequently eat): chewy molasses spice cookies 😍🤤
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I'm objecting because I just like Why better.
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This is the best music video ever created. I will not be taking questions at this time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25s...
Annie Lennox - Walking on Broken Glass (Official Video)
YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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#AdventSingles

Day 8

"And the man at the back said everyone attack"
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN would have been better if it starred Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano.
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Bro the fujo community is becoming TOO MUCH these people are porn/fantasy addicts it’s weirdddd and dehumanizing to gays obv nothing women haven’t experienced themselves for ages but wild to see women perpetuating this
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Goofy and sexy is such a deadly combination
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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something profound is happening in my life soon and I may not be as online…or maybe I will be. I truly do not know but I want to lower expectations.
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Andy likes his new kitty hamster wheel!
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Cranking your shit to this must have been wild
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Just another thought on bookstores. My tea room always had books for sale as well as tea and other gift items. What shocked me is that the mark up on books is not as high as on other wholesale items so if you buy from a bookstore you really are supporting them and they’re going to appreciate it!
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Rewatch complete of Simon
West’s insane action flick that cemented Nic Cage as an action star. Crazy fun cast with Malkovich and Rhames committing to the villainous bit perfectly. Huge set pieces, great violent action and Cage’s accent make this one a 90s action classic!
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Finally got around to listing some megalodon teeth if anyone is looking for any before the holidays! Will ship as soon as order is placed (also willing to trade any of them for copies of Pokemon SoulSilver, Leaf Green/Fire Red or Emerald) ko-fi.com/fossildaddy/...
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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jonathan bailey you are stronger than i for not exploding into a million pieces of gay confetti when he said this
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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oh you thought i was the funny fat friend? incorrect. i am the serious fat friend. sit down we're going to discuss our childhood trauma
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Would kill to get figures of these venoms
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Reading the first heated rivalry book the Kip Scott story and I’m always intrigued by how much fingering women think gay men do before anal sex.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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What if I asked you to do a sexy little dance in your underwear to the Blank Check commercial break music, what then?
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Which also reminds me of another Warsan Shire poem
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Why is everyone horny and in their underwear this Sunday morning?
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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This baby is gonna be sooo gay I love LOVE it
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
SpongeBob "big guy" Pants, ok
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM