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Chris (regular)

@chrissayshi.bsky.social

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elderly gay person (38) in chicago, Illinois. nice but sometimes horny on main

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · May 7

jb pritzker please bring back the navy pier imax

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 3m

it’s where buddy holly died and nothing else happens however there is a lake and my family has a lake house at that lake (clear lake)

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the ghost of kwisatz haderade 👻🏹 @booksandbows.bsky.social · 24m

CHICAGO: confirmed ICE sighting from our local facebook group about twenty minutes ago at the trader joe’s on diversey and clark, trader joe’s employees have said they are willing to watch and are watching bikes left behind from anyone who had to run.

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 9m

wait astounding bloomf meetup in clear lake potential

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 51m

my scale has a "blind mode" where it doesn't tell you the number but it does integrate with macrofactor to tell me if i'm trending up or down in the long term. truly done wonders for my mental health

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Tim O’Reilly @t1m0reilly.bsky.social · 1h

Saw someone report an ICE abduction at

**Belmont & Broadway**

ICE is also at DePaul rn.

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 1h

need there to be drafts on here so that i can get the satisfaction of actually typing out a sassy reply and then just saving to drafts. very anticlimactic to just think it in my head

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 2h

like imagine taking a cbd edible if that is legal in your jurisdiction and strapping in here to watch Tár (2022)

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 2h

need someone to take my internet away because i am tempted to buy an apple vision pro on ebay just so i can watch movies really big

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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 2h

if you are filming yourself in the gym and I am in the background legally I should be allowed to smash your phone with a big cartoon mallet

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 3h

I mean they didn't give Blofeld a hamster...

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 12h

proving to oomf we were underwear twins today

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 14h

ty bb ❤️

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 14h

“women’s stories matter. they just matter!” - reese witherspoon that one time

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 14h

ur right u do look cute 😘

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 15h

no and also post a pic

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 15h

i mean i’d take a look for quality assurance purposes

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 15h

you

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16h

👀

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16h

it’s just that amount of money that gets smaller and smaller until i die

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16h

and I didn’t even mention the fact that you’re often surrounded by an army of cats

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16h

valid

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 16h

honestly……..tea

Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 18h

you are 80% muscle and 20% mustache and the most popular person in town despite living here for under a year and your display name starts with “scary”…you could bully your way into or out of any circumstance you do desired

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 18h

a wild underestimation

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Chris (regular) @chrissayshi.bsky.social · 18h

The jeans of the girlfriend of one of the store openers of The Buckle