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@hemingwaymuse.bsky.social

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moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass Texas 🤘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan 27 • she/her oh, I'm Alex hi for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 8d

well folks that's a wrap on this year

I am now transitioning to taking inquiries for 2026 projects

should you want something this year yet bartering will be taken into consideration

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 25d

new pinned post to wrap up the year ✨

I am now booking for Oct-Nov, check out my thread below for details on commissions and design projects. Space is limited and I would love to work with you!

Me, posing to the left of a large scale golden elephant mural against a black painted wall in a bedroom. Three elephants march towards you, with a tiny baby elephant slightly concealed in the tall fern fronds that line the base.

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Red Lori Bright Eyes Pissed Off American @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 10h

a thing about the crime that they want you to be afraid of

one burglary - one burglar - one victim - one event

BUT

one stroke of a pen from a politician does more damage than 1,000 burglars

one donation from a billionaire kills millions

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series of gj tubes @katimcf.bsky.social · 10h

update! goal met but I still a late fee, zero food, zero meds, and just ran out of dog food too 😵‍💫😵‍💫

series of gj tubes @katimcf.bsky.social · 10h

goal met ty all!! paid then crashed BUT i still have a late fee, had ONE (1) meal since Wednesday, out of meds, nic patches, and now dog food, so i still need

$25 late fee
$150 for groceries/dog food
$100 for dr
$80 for meds

anything helps ❤️‍🩹

venmo.com/u/katiwithoutthee
cash.app/$katiwithoutthee

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 12h

I know we used to be like oh yeah the patriots are insufferable but were they ever really bad with Brady at the helm

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 12h

I want to know why worthy said his high school and not Texas

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 12h

I don't want dishes I don't use

I want space for every kind of nut and dried fruit and all the seeds and 3 different types of coconut

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 12h

Watching some guy on his high horse complaining about folks discussing high prices of Halloween candy like $20 won't make or break anyone

meanwhile, I couldn't tell you if my friend who needed $15 yesterday to remain housed is still housed.

like shut up

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 13h

not even remotely catchable but ok

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 13h

congratulations to my bench who now has as many points as my starters

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

cute kicker damn

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

he really seems like a delight

but god so many kids

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

It feels so intentionally disrespectful

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

Counter point: Philip rivers

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

oh so the announcers can hear the intros sounds like they should always be able to pronounce folks names huh

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

here have a plant

My large Florida philodendron with long floppy leaves that kind of look like a ghost angel. It's very bushy at the base and then climbs upward along the coco coir pole against my soft pink walls

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 14h

Hard agree this thing rocks

geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 15h

ok back to less common, more tiny things. i fucking love this thing. you have no idea how much you need it until you have it. half the time it doubles as a mise bowl for several liquids that go in at the same time. i also have a stainless steel one dedicated for cocktails. can't recommend it enough

Mini Measuring Cup Angled For Accurate Measurement | OXO

With OXO Good Grips' mini measuring cup, easily read measurement markings from above as you're pouring without bending or lifting the cup to eye level.

www.oxo.com

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15h

This guy gives the game away with the misogyny but man—this attitude (if you have a lot of followers you should just let people be assholes to you) drives me nuts.

You walk into my dojo looking for a fight you’re gonna get it lol

@[email protected] on Mastodon @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 23h

This guy rocks (derogatory). You’re apparently a “thirst trap white woman” and were just all simps for thinking he’s a dumbass.

The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.... • 18m
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As much disdain as I have for Large Accounts that do a bunch of venting on main like they're smol beans, I have a ton more for the army of followers who swarm people like "they're a human being, don't police their expression of emotions!" This is the same as simping for favor from the rich.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.... • 14m
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Just because you're simping for a leftist conventionally attractive thirst trap white woman doesn't make you any different from the people who spend all day doing the same on X for Elon Musk.

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

BAHAHHAA okay good 😂

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

oh your players are bad?

everytime they introduced a new starter for the chargers they were like yeah lol this guy hasn't played football in years

U will live

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

will u feel any better if the packers win

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

😭😭😭😭

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

damn yall are a disaster have u considered therapy for the sports stuff

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17h

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.

Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu."

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."

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botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 16h

see idk why anyone enjoys fantasy my team won that's all I care about any given Sunday and yet my starters haven't been targeted so I'm ? Bummed?

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 17h

they should let Cameron dicker kick from mid field

botanical barbie @hemingwaymuse.bsky.social · 17h

when has bringing in Flacco been successful