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Mayor Rob the Gorilla

@hendos.bsky.social

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Lifeboat maintainer and sponsor, painter, decorator and occasional T-shirt designer.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 42m

You know where you went wrong.

Didn't pay them enough. Marketing isn't cheap.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 43m

Less talking and more action...

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 46m

There aren't no party like an S-club party.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 48m

Anybody remember this?

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

Then your Kebab was made of pigeon.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

Trying to spot the players tbf.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

Is a lizard kebab like dog food, not actually made of dogs but for dogs... Or like a lamb kebab that would be morally wrong for a sheep to eat.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 5h

PhD level stuff right there. Have to search the archives for previous academic papers and then 3 years of research to answer that.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 5h

Janice!!!! How are you?

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 5h

I'll still make a donation.

a close up of a grater with the word chow written on it

Alt: Grated cheese

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 6h

I had noticed the executive bathroom had gone this morning.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 6h

Morning your Holiness! I hope you do too. Looking forward to today's sermon.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 6h

That's not the Mead Hall...

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 17h

(Don't tell them, but that's not how shotguns work.)

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 17h

You have a Gorilla responding to you. Whatcha think?

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 18h

Neighbor Solicitation...
SlaacState.DoingDAD

He might be barking at the innuendo in the IPv6 specification.

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 18h

You sure that's a cat?

a monkey is playing a record on a turntable with the words where 's your head at

Alt: Where's your head at!

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 18h

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 18h

Goodnight Ash! Hope you have a great day tomorrow.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 19h

#DreamFirst

a bald man is covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone in the background .

ALT: a bald man is covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone in the background .

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 19h

And you know me well too.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 20h

... I'm

Not.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 20h

Somebody hasn't had their Pumpkin Spice Latte.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Squigg could have said upfront!