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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 34m

Squigg could have said upfront!

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 3h

Possibly the most painful place to shoot a man.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 3h

He was shot in the Cotswolds!

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 3h

He was shot in the Cotswolds!

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 3h

Albert Narracott, Joey the Horse, Elinor Dashwood, Edward Ferrars, Philip Ashley, his cousin Rachel, Louise Kendall, Jim Cameron, Jonathan Osborne and the boys, Alice Kingsleigh, Tweedledee and Tweedledum...

All of them were shot in Devon.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 21h

a man with glasses and a colorful jacket says " it 's a puppet "

Alt: It's a puppet.

media.tenor.com

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 22h

This week, Mr Pip has barked at

Homeopathy

Twirling

Kites

When Wolfbane blooms

Shoulder pads

Glitter pens

Windows 11

Sockets

Crumpets

Pantone 620

Breville Toasties

Potato profligacy

Shunting

Chervil

Quills

Shake n Vac

Madame Cholet

Plaid anything

and

Ashington.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 21h

I'm exhausted. Just resting mostly today and doing easier stuff. I guess it is Friday.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Ya wuddn' tek tha mickey lyk!

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

I was in Newcastle last weekend. It was beautiful. There was this one lady singing 🎶 Let it go! Let it go! 🎶

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

You'll never get a no-bell prize.

a woman in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .

media.tenor.com

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

That's just the M25. Jam first in a different way.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Original Cyn!!!! How are you?

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

And Squirrel's are great at computer stuff, fact! Squigg helped me get my Microwave into Kernel mode (or something) so I could make popcorn. Also now has a webcam for some reason.

... and I can play Doom on it.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

He borrowed @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social's laptop (allegedly.)

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe these alternative potatoes aren't potatoes.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Quite the campaign you're running for Squigg.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday!

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Met some good friends tonight. We go way back. Geographically, we're all over the place now.

I really miss them.

Thank you everybody for being a friend.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 2d

Morning Antsy! Morning Cyn! I hope you both have a great day.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 2d

If you get a lift home it won't take long. Just as long as it isn't a stationery, non-travelling Morris Traveller.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Hood was also a Steelers Fan and thought Worcestershire Sauce was disgusting.

Michael Birtwhistle @salfordmh.bsky.social · 2d

People often forget that Robin Hood was from Sheffield. He moved to Sherwood. Nottingham was the bad place.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 2d

This has always been brilliant and a favourite 🤣

It's like somebody got inside my head, looked at how I was wired and then created a meme especially for it.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 2d

🙂

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 2d

I think I have been there, if it's the same one the beer garden and food was really nice.

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