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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 4h

One of those, certainly.

El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 5h

Death or Glory!

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 5h

Next week.

Kilns.

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

This week, Mr Pip has barked at

Homeopathy

Twirling

Kites

When Wolfbane blooms

Shoulder pads

Glitter pens

Windows 11

Sockets

Crumpets

Pantone 620

Breville Toasties

Potato profligacy

Shunting

Chervil

Quills

Shake n Vac

Madame Cholet

Plaid anything

and

Ashington.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 5h

England is a state of mind.

An idea.

If you're painting the flag of Genoa on roundabouts, you don't get it.

And, sadly, you probably never will.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 6h

NERD FIGHT!

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

The Rookie.

Episode 23 gazillion and four.

Nathan Fillion, having wandered into one of those bookshops that only exist on every second Thursday, and never in the same place twice, is finally introduced to his arch enemy and, ultimately, his nemesis.

a stuffed fox wearing a green coat and tie is sitting in front of a door .

ALT: a stuffed fox wearing a green coat and tie is sitting in front of a door .

media.tenor.com

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

I have no idea what this is meant to mean.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

Depends what you load it with.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .

ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .

media.tenor.com

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Colcannon* with a gravy thick enough to slice

Lower tables. Spamcannon**

Vegetarian/vegan option. Trillcannon***

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

*bangers n mash, but Celtish

**spam n spam, but spam

***honestly, I don't care.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

No.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 7h

This week, Mr Pip has barked at

Homeopathy

Twirling

Kites

When Wolfbane blooms

Shoulder pads

Glitter pens

Windows 11

Sockets

Crumpets

Pantone 620

Breville Toasties

Potato profligacy

Shunting

Chervil

Quills

Shake n Vac

Madame Cholet

Plaid anything

and

Ashington.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 8h

Bit too good to qualify for #ShitBirdPhotos though.

a man with a mustache says sorry about that in a netflix ad

ALT: a man with a mustache says sorry about that in a netflix ad

media.tenor.com

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 11h

a man wearing a blue helmet with beer cans on it says i 'll allow it

ALT: a man wearing a blue helmet with beer cans on it says i 'll allow it

media.tenor.com

Reposted by WulfHelm

That oOooOootter Sarah @simsarah.bsky.social · 22h

In case the actual serious reasons to be disgusted with the NYT aren't enough for you, Wirecutter posted this article and did not reference Sam Vimes ONCE:

Screenshot from NYT Wirecutter headlined "These Boots Have Lasted Me 12 Years. Unfortunately, They're $600" with a graphic of a pair of (presumably quite nice) boots.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 13h

The Catholic Church hates this one simple trick...

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 13h

Interesting.

The Mead Hall Returning Officer @meadhallrofficer.bsky.social · 13h

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

APPLICATIONS FOR THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON ARE NOW CLOSED!

A FULL LIST OF SUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES WILL FOLLOW.

THAT IS ALL.