WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Bretwalda of the Angli.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Pinned
WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
· Mar 14
The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.
Your attendance is not required.
It would be nice if you were there though.
Your attendance is not required.
It would be nice if you were there though.
As accurate as remaking King Kong but with a small, arthritic gibbon.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As accurate as remaking King Kong but with a small, arthritic gibbon.
Tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social, stars Michael Cain with an impressive German accent. Bluebonnet Spearman, every red blooded lad of a certain age's go to wank, a revenge bodysnathcher with a shite Oirish accent and a seriously creepy chicken farmer.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social, stars Michael Cain with an impressive German accent. Bluebonnet Spearman, every red blooded lad of a certain age's go to wank, a revenge bodysnathcher with a shite Oirish accent and a seriously creepy chicken farmer.
It really isn't.
It's the way he tells 'em
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It really isn't.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Beef n ale stew with tatties, seasonal vegetables, and DUMPLINGS!
Lower tables. Spam stew with stew, seasonal spam, and SPAM!
Vegetarian/vegan option. A bicycle repair kit.
Scraps and scrapings and by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam stew with stew, seasonal spam, and SPAM!
Vegetarian/vegan option. A bicycle repair kit.
Scraps and scrapings and by the leper gate as ever.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Beef n ale stew with tatties, seasonal vegetables, and DUMPLINGS!
Lower tables. Spam stew with stew, seasonal spam, and SPAM!
Vegetarian/vegan option. A bicycle repair kit.
Scraps and scrapings and by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam stew with stew, seasonal spam, and SPAM!
Vegetarian/vegan option. A bicycle repair kit.
Scraps and scrapings and by the leper gate as ever.
Or, and this is important, called Norman.
If you're dusky skinned, if the thick struggle to pronounce your name, if you're trans, queer, gay, on a spectrum, off a spectrum, off you're head, lost, lonley, angry or Belgian, if you're even slightly 'different' then Wülferhampton welcomes you
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Or, and this is important, called Norman.
If you're dusky skinned, if the thick struggle to pronounce your name, if you're trans, queer, gay, on a spectrum, off a spectrum, off you're head, lost, lonley, angry or Belgian, if you're even slightly 'different' then Wülferhampton welcomes you
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you're dusky skinned, if the thick struggle to pronounce your name, if you're trans, queer, gay, on a spectrum, off a spectrum, off you're head, lost, lonley, angry or Belgian, if you're even slightly 'different' then Wülferhampton welcomes you
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
🎵Bird's-eye potato waffles, they're awfully fucking shite🎵
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
🎵Bird's-eye potato waffles, they're awfully fucking shite🎵
Reposted by WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social hear me out on this one. 🙌
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social hear me out on this one. 🙌
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Toad int Ole, with onion infused batter, roast tatties, seasonal vegetables, and a gravy thick enough to write a column for the Telegraph
Lower tables. Take a wild fucking guess
Vegetarian/vegan option. Cat litter
Scraps and scrapings by............
Lower tables. Take a wild fucking guess
Vegetarian/vegan option. Cat litter
Scraps and scrapings by............
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Toad int Ole, with onion infused batter, roast tatties, seasonal vegetables, and a gravy thick enough to write a column for the Telegraph
Lower tables. Take a wild fucking guess
Vegetarian/vegan option. Cat litter
Scraps and scrapings by............
Lower tables. Take a wild fucking guess
Vegetarian/vegan option. Cat litter
Scraps and scrapings by............
I hope they make a sequel.
(Incidentally I should point out that I think Rogue One is the best of all the Star Wars films, including the originals, and @wulfhelm.bsky.social agrees with me.)
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I hope they make a sequel.
Reposted by WulfHelm
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My only acting credits to date are second confused bloke to the left in series 4, episode 2 of Vera.
Token Englishman in series 2 of Taggart.
A dead Pope.
Token Englishman in series 2 of Taggart.
A dead Pope.
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My only acting credits to date are second confused bloke to the left in series 4, episode 2 of Vera.
Token Englishman in series 2 of Taggart.
A dead Pope.
Token Englishman in series 2 of Taggart.
A dead Pope.
Women. Men don't have a sensitive side.
Men.
Men.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Women. Men don't have a sensitive side.
Men.
Men.
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Best answer gets a small angry cat.
I'm going with;
A. His maternal graet grandfather invented sausage
B. He didn't do strictly because of his 'hip'
I'm going with;
A. His maternal graet grandfather invented sausage
B. He didn't do strictly because of his 'hip'
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Best answer gets a small angry cat.
I'm going with;
A. His maternal graet grandfather invented sausage
B. He didn't do strictly because of his 'hip'
I'm going with;
A. His maternal graet grandfather invented sausage
B. He didn't do strictly because of his 'hip'
They always come with the mist.
a man with blonde hair and a beard says " its a small matter "
ALT: a man with blonde hair and a beard says " its a small matter "
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
They always come with the mist.