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David Waywell
@davidwaywell.bsky.social
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Former human. Now replaced by AI.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 23h
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 9m
He must be happy you took his advice to heart, though perhaps too much to heart. You never seem to stop.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 12m
Totally. Such an empty world.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 48m
Based on the little bit I'm hearing right now, they're not bad at all. I'd happily listen to this.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 48m
Probably what I'd say if I had to choose, though I don't know the song. I generally avoid them.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 59m
Queen and The Who are my musical blind spots. Can't stand either.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
a close up of a man 's face with the words loving 's such a beautiful thing below it
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
I do occasionally listen to what you tell me.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
I see your Bob Geldof and raise you one whole...
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
I thought it was Pink Floyd's The Wall (which he also doesn't like to talk about).
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
You mean the American film producer, writer and director or the Australian sailor and property developer?

I also can't believe you've got me to spent my Friday afternoon on Wikipedia studying people called Pollard.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
Such a small world. Who would have guessed you're my shortest degrees of separation to Su Pollard?

Just a pity it's not somebody I'd want to contact...
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
Keely Hawes or Sue Pollard? Answer carefully. Your Aunty Gill could lose a booking.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying fa sho fa sho !!!
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
And you say that *I* lower the tone.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
King of crumbles.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
What kind of crumble?
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
Bit later. Around 2010, iirc. She was already C list but it all felt a bit Alan Partridge.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
I looked once and have never looked again. No matter how many good reviews you get, it's only the bad ones you internalise.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
It's year since I wrote those books and they're still one of my biggest disappointments given how good *I* thought they were. Still do but I know my humour isn't exactly mainstream. Part of me was glad to piss them off but still... Some days I still get cold sweats thinking about them.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
Fucksake man. I don't look and don't want to know! I know some were bad and I lie awake thinking about them. The fucking Welsh Rottweiler sent me into a deep depression.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
Which end?
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
I still don't get it.
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David Waywell @davidwaywell.bsky.social · 1h
Jet from Gladiators?
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