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herapls.bsky.social
The inmates who first beat him up should have finished the job back then. Give this inmate parole.
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And nothing of value was lost. 😇😇😇😇
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taramcallister.bsky.social
Fuck all the people who voted no to Māori wards
herapls.bsky.social
Ripped out the other one yesterday. Didn't have to steal from her wallet this time - scrounged some coins off Nana instead.
herapls.bsky.social
Moe mai rā, sweet Paukena. Rest easy. 🕊️
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I will replace the 5 buck but she's still wrapping her head around the whole deal with money and often forgets she even has it so I don't feel SUPER guilty.

Only a little guilty.
herapls.bsky.social
SHOULDA FUCKIN LISTENED TO YOUR MĀMĀ BRO.
herapls.bsky.social
Tried and failed to convince Charlotte not to rip her wiggly first premolar out at 8.30pm but she ignored me so guess who just stole 5 huk from her pink smiggle wallet so the tooth fairy could still come through?
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benakl.bsky.social
Remember the Herald was founded in 1863 as Mouthpiece to Support Governor Grey and the NZ Land Wars into the Waikato

Not much has changed since
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drbex.bsky.social
Hamilton City local council elections are in full swing.

Here is a handy assessment on the candidates that I prepared earlier:

open.substack.com/pub/drbex/p/...

#nzpol #Hamilton #elections
Local government elections: Hamilton edition
My voting papers have finally arrived, which means I can now vote in our local council elections.
open.substack.com
herapls.bsky.social
BETTER THAN NO PERCENT LAMIA. 😂
herapls.bsky.social
The beauty by Joseon rice probiotic and the isntree watery hyaluronic acid ones are my fave!
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DO NOT FIGHT ME ABOUT WEARING SUNSCREEN YOU WILL NOT WIN.
herapls.bsky.social
Hikoco are having an up-to-40% off sale on sunscreen e te whānau. Perfect time to stock up now that longer days are here.
herapls.bsky.social
You Again and Pacifier round it out for me with respect to Shihad. Pacifier in particular cos they wrote it for Aaron Tokona from Weta about his struggles with bipolar.
herapls.bsky.social
Hugest fuckin soft spot for that waiata eh?
herapls.bsky.social
War Pigs is a fitting #1 for the times we live in.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.
herapls.bsky.social
With Arms Wide Open is the 50th top song out of 2000 according to bogans? You have to be trolling at this point.
herapls.bsky.social
The fact that Creed is so prevalent in like the top 100-200 songs of this countdown should be unsurprising and yet, i am surprised Pikachu.
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Happy Bogan Christmas* to all who celebrate.

*last day of the Rock 2000