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Hera-nui-te-Pō πŸ‘‘
@herapls.bsky.social
Noted chaos tulpa and epidermis nerdis
Ngāti Maniapoto | Pākehā
Wear your fuckin sunscreen
Might get it for Charlotte tbh
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
THEY'RE BACK.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
If you got sunburnt this summer after I've spent LITERAL YEARS yelling at youse about sunscreen and being sun smart then at this point you deserve the skin cancer.
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Gonna be in nga rohe o Ngāi Tūhoe me Ngāti Awa for 3-4 days at the end of this week and this is how the weather is looking which I am taking as the most auspicious tohu.
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.

We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.

www.transbashback.com/fsu.html

xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
She knows nothing about international politics πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
At that point I'd dice it up fine and chuck it in the freezer. Ham bits for your future cooking needs!
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning full of resentment at past me for not taking more leave.
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Man FUCK America.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Ahhh that's SO fucking choice e hoa. I'm so pleased to read this! And with Whaea Marama to learn alongside?! Amazing! πŸ’•
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Waiting for it to piss down so our tanks can get full before the inevitable drought.
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love the Kuwi the Kiwi books!
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Very! Lucky for us the advent calendar has managed to let her microdose present opening and keep the excitement in check. πŸ˜‚
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
142CM BRO.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Mōrena e te whānau I keep forgetting this place exists. I have a 9yo now and I got a new job for Xmas hope youse are all good!
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Different strokes for different folks but you cannot make me care about a movie that looks like a 3 hour PS5 game cutscene
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's a beautiful morning to listen to A Praise Chorus on repeat.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If you win that much money just build new - somewhere less impacted by climate change and dam breaks. πŸ˜‚
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You should check regional council's hazard map - specifically "karapiro dam break" to see if that house ends up underwater....
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
George, in his final years, loved ham. Shaved, Christmas, champagne. Whatever kind of ham you could find he would devour. Bless him.
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM