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Hera-nui-te-Pō 👑
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Noted chaos tulpa and epidermis nerdis
Ngāti Maniapoto | Pākehā
Wear your fuckin sunscreen
THEY'RE BACK.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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"break stuff" by limp bizkit (1999)
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
If you got sunburnt this summer after I've spent LITERAL YEARS yelling at youse about sunscreen and being sun smart then at this point you deserve the skin cancer.
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Gonna be in nga rohe o Ngāi Tūhoe me Ngāti Awa for 3-4 days at the end of this week and this is how the weather is looking which I am taking as the most auspicious tohu.
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.

We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.

www.transbashback.com/fsu.html

xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
She knows nothing about international politics 🥰🥰🥰
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Setting my alarm for tomorrow morning full of resentment at past me for not taking more leave.
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.

polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Man FUCK America.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Mōrena e te whānau I keep forgetting this place exists. I have a 9yo now and I got a new job for Xmas hope youse are all good!
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Different strokes for different folks but you cannot make me care about a movie that looks like a 3 hour PS5 game cutscene
i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's a beautiful morning to listen to A Praise Chorus on repeat.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo good. let them live in fear.
New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...
Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials
Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm gonna cry I'm so excited. 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Ian Watkins has been stabbed to death by a prison inmate. The Nu Metal Agenda is sending critical support to the inmate during this difficult time. numetalagenda.com/ian-watkins-...
Ian Watkins Released From Prison, Welcomed to Hell
In case you needed to read some good news today.
numetalagenda.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Omg is the knife OK?
October 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Fuck all the people who voted no to Māori wards
October 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tried and failed to convince Charlotte not to rip her wiggly first premolar out at 8.30pm but she ignored me so guess who just stole 5 huk from her pink smiggle wallet so the tooth fairy could still come through?
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Remember the Herald was founded in 1863 as Mouthpiece to Support Governor Grey and the NZ Land Wars into the Waikato

Not much has changed since
September 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If you are of a certain age and grew up a raging fucking nerd do you remember the Point Horror and Point Fantasy books? How many of these bring back memories? www.goodreads.com/list/show/44...

www.goodreads.com/list/show/12...
Point Horror (113 books)
113 books based on 10 votes: The Body by Carol Ellis, Trick or Treat by Richie Tankersley Cusick, The Forbidden Game by L.J. Smith, April Fools by Richie...
www.goodreads.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Hamilton City local council elections are in full swing.

Here is a handy assessment on the candidates that I prepared earlier:

open.substack.com/pub/drbex/p/...

#nzpol #Hamilton #elections
Local government elections: Hamilton edition
My voting papers have finally arrived, which means I can now vote in our local council elections.
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM